@elrocco337.bsky.social
I'll do it. I'll coach PSU.
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'll do it. I'll coach PSU.
"Tell the client to pay the restitution or I'm breaking his fucking legs."- Me
"I'll clean that up and deliver the message."- Paralegal
"Did I say to clean it up?"- Me
"I'll clean that up and deliver the message."- Paralegal
"Did I say to clean it up?"- Me
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Tell the client to pay the restitution or I'm breaking his fucking legs."- Me
"I'll clean that up and deliver the message."- Paralegal
"Did I say to clean it up?"- Me
"I'll clean that up and deliver the message."- Paralegal
"Did I say to clean it up?"- Me
Checking Bumble while sitting in church is an automatic excommunication and deportation to the Lutherans. No appeals.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Checking Bumble while sitting in church is an automatic excommunication and deportation to the Lutherans. No appeals.
The effort by number 18 tells me it's time to watch something else.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The effort by number 18 tells me it's time to watch something else.
UVA, just kneel three times and punt. The VT offense can't hurt you.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
UVA, just kneel three times and punt. The VT offense can't hurt you.
One nice thing about college kids getting paid is I can take shots at Drones and not feel bad about making fun of unpaid labor.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One nice thing about college kids getting paid is I can take shots at Drones and not feel bad about making fun of unpaid labor.
UVA getting calls for the first time in ACC football history.
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
UVA getting calls for the first time in ACC football history.
Oh hey John Mateer can do something right.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Oh hey John Mateer can do something right.
Check Mateer's bank accounts.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Check Mateer's bank accounts.
The technical term for OU's offense, I believe, is "dildoes".
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The technical term for OU's offense, I believe, is "dildoes".
Honestly if UVA wins by less than 45 tonight it's a loss for them against this team.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Honestly if UVA wins by less than 45 tonight it's a loss for them against this team.
LSU and OU engaged in an early suck-fest.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
LSU and OU engaged in an early suck-fest.
Arch might not suck after all.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Arch might not suck after all.
Hard to believe Aggy looks bad the first time they play a team with a pulse since Week 2 this year.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hard to believe Aggy looks bad the first time they play a team with a pulse since Week 2 this year.
I had this dream that the Bengals dog-walked Baltimore on Thanksgiving night.
/checks ESPN
Wait, that was real?
/checks ESPN
Wait, that was real?
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I had this dream that the Bengals dog-walked Baltimore on Thanksgiving night.
/checks ESPN
Wait, that was real?
/checks ESPN
Wait, that was real?
Is it time to discuss that Mahomes is washed and KC's only hope for their future is to trade him to Pittsburgh?
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it time to discuss that Mahomes is washed and KC's only hope for their future is to trade him to Pittsburgh?
Family was a little taken aback by me saying "fuck those guys" at a law firm's commercial.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Family was a little taken aback by me saying "fuck those guys" at a law firm's commercial.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I might get out alive?
I might get out alive?
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I might get out alive?
I might get out alive?
What's the cap hit if the Chiefs move off of Fat Mahomes?
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What's the cap hit if the Chiefs move off of Fat Mahomes?
There were perks of my folks living in MD. Fighting holiday traffic to see them was not one.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There were perks of my folks living in MD. Fighting holiday traffic to see them was not one.
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Any updates on Chapel Bill?
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Any updates on Chapel Bill?
Gonna guess Dan Lanning's kids have made him watch Lilo & Stitch at least 20 times.
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Gonna guess Dan Lanning's kids have made him watch Lilo & Stitch at least 20 times.
Bront and Phil started the wrong QB this year.
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Bront and Phil started the wrong QB this year.
Ball don't lie, Missouri.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ball don't lie, Missouri.
Franklin when it's time to torch this roster:
a cartoon character is holding a ball of fire in his hand
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a ball of fire in his hand
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November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Franklin when it's time to torch this roster: