Roberto
@elrobert0.bsky.social
40+ He/Him 🩷💜💙 former Florida Man | PFP by @stupah.bsky.social
OMG NO THE SALIVA THE MANUFACTURER SAYS DON'T THIS NOOOOOOOOO /s
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
OMG NO THE SALIVA THE MANUFACTURER SAYS DON'T THIS NOOOOOOOOO /s
imagine the good that could have been done with all that money instead of pissing it into the wind
January 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
imagine the good that could have been done with all that money instead of pissing it into the wind
WDYM "forced" is a Dead or Alive Volleyball outfit not the appropriate attire for space exploration? /s
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
WDYM "forced" is a Dead or Alive Volleyball outfit not the appropriate attire for space exploration? /s
you don't live in the US so you'll be fine
a cartoon cat is hugging another cat with a heart above it
ALT: a cartoon cat is hugging another cat with a heart above it
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
you don't live in the US so you'll be fine
can we just strap this sleezebag to one of his "attack drones" and push the button?
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
can we just strap this sleezebag to one of his "attack drones" and push the button?
if you can't express your idea/concept in a few short sentences or even the most basic ass stick figure scribble then it problably means your idea/concept is shit. it's shit or it's so poorly formed it barely even qualifies as one.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
if you can't express your idea/concept in a few short sentences or even the most basic ass stick figure scribble then it problably means your idea/concept is shit. it's shit or it's so poorly formed it barely even qualifies as one.
why does the text on the actual item look like it was ai genereated?
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
why does the text on the actual item look like it was ai genereated?
Five years ago I stopped using my facebook (I will never refer to it as "meta" just the same way twitter will always be twitter) account for anything except buying/selling on marketplace. It was one of the best decisions I ever made.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Five years ago I stopped using my facebook (I will never refer to it as "meta" just the same way twitter will always be twitter) account for anything except buying/selling on marketplace. It was one of the best decisions I ever made.
and even if it wasn't, it would still be tainted by El*n's foul stench
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
and even if it wasn't, it would still be tainted by El*n's foul stench
the police won't get here in time to stop me
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the police won't get here in time to stop me
have you watched/read The Expanse? it's not quite the same thing but it's in that vein. It focuses primarily on the political/social ramifications of interstellar travel and how it will change humanity with the actual exploration as kind of a backdrop.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
have you watched/read The Expanse? it's not quite the same thing but it's in that vein. It focuses primarily on the political/social ramifications of interstellar travel and how it will change humanity with the actual exploration as kind of a backdrop.
company has a long, well-documented history of being shitty. people continue to give shitty company money. shitty company does something shitty. people make the shockedpikachu face.
VOTE 👏WITH 👏YOUR 👏WALLETS
VOTE 👏WITH 👏YOUR 👏WALLETS
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
company has a long, well-documented history of being shitty. people continue to give shitty company money. shitty company does something shitty. people make the shockedpikachu face.
VOTE 👏WITH 👏YOUR 👏WALLETS
VOTE 👏WITH 👏YOUR 👏WALLETS
it's perfectly on brand, though. we're talking about the pet project of a guy who doesn't *create* anything, he just schmoozes his way into it on the back of daddy's blood money.
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
it's perfectly on brand, though. we're talking about the pet project of a guy who doesn't *create* anything, he just schmoozes his way into it on the back of daddy's blood money.
this is some Harlan Ellison shit
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this is some Harlan Ellison shit
if you can't be at the top punching down you can still punch down from the middle in hopes that one day you *might* finally make it to (what in their mind is) the top rung
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
if you can't be at the top punching down you can still punch down from the middle in hopes that one day you *might* finally make it to (what in their mind is) the top rung
the sound of women screaming in terror should make Grummz feel right at home
October 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the sound of women screaming in terror should make Grummz feel right at home