Canadian Ray
@elraycanadian.bsky.social
Yearly reminder... if you feel the need to go into a store and complain about the prices to the person behind the counter, maybe stop, take a breath, and don't do that.
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yearly reminder... if you feel the need to go into a store and complain about the prices to the person behind the counter, maybe stop, take a breath, and don't do that.
There's no platypus controlling me!
August 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
There's no platypus controlling me!
June 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It makes me irrationally angry that Mercedes Moné's music and entrance video aren't synced up.
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It makes me irrationally angry that Mercedes Moné's music and entrance video aren't synced up.
Make a movie line better by adding lmao.
"LMAO, you're gonna need a bigger boat."
"LMAO, you're gonna need a bigger boat."
March 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Make a movie line better by adding lmao.
"LMAO, you're gonna need a bigger boat."
"LMAO, you're gonna need a bigger boat."
Make a movie line better by adding lmao.
"I'll never let go. I promise. LMAO!"
"I'll never let go. I promise. LMAO!"
March 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Make a movie line better by adding lmao.
"I'll never let go. I promise. LMAO!"
"I'll never let go. I promise. LMAO!"
It took until 2025 for someone to think, "What if we invent a better bat," and of course it's the stupid Yankess.
March 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It took until 2025 for someone to think, "What if we invent a better bat," and of course it's the stupid Yankess.
I enjoy The Outrunners, but this should be quick and brutal. #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I enjoy The Outrunners, but this should be quick and brutal. #AEWRevolution
Bring back one canceled TV show.
March 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bring back one canceled TV show.
Describe your account in one Simpsons image.
March 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image.
I see this phrase so often, I now have to ask, do you people have a pile of thoughts in your head that actually do have to pay rent to be there?
February 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I see this phrase so often, I now have to ask, do you people have a pile of thoughts in your head that actually do have to pay rent to be there?
That should have ended with Miley ripping a picture of Pope John Paul II. The balls of Lorne Michaels to have that song performed after Sinead's death... #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That should have ended with Miley ripping a picture of Pope John Paul II. The balls of Lorne Michaels to have that song performed after Sinead's death... #SNL50
Harley? No. More like STARley Cameron! #AEWGrandSlam
February 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Harley? No. More like STARley Cameron! #AEWGrandSlam
He absolutely should not beat Bron Breakker for it, but Dominik Mysterio would be an amazing Intercontinental Champion. Honky Tonk Man wishes he had Dom's natural heat.
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
He absolutely should not beat Bron Breakker for it, but Dominik Mysterio would be an amazing Intercontinental Champion. Honky Tonk Man wishes he had Dom's natural heat.
25 years old: I could play hockey until 12am, close down the bar, get hit by three cars on the walk home, and still be at work by 7am.
Now: "Sorry, I can't make it to work today. I think I slept on the wrong part of my pillow."
Now: "Sorry, I can't make it to work today. I think I slept on the wrong part of my pillow."
February 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
25 years old: I could play hockey until 12am, close down the bar, get hit by three cars on the walk home, and still be at work by 7am.
Now: "Sorry, I can't make it to work today. I think I slept on the wrong part of my pillow."
Now: "Sorry, I can't make it to work today. I think I slept on the wrong part of my pillow."
Friendly retail reminder. DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING STICKERS OFF UNTIL YOU KNOW YOU'RE KEEPING THE ITEM!!! You're not hiding the price from a gift recipient. They'll learn it as soon as they do the pain in the ass return.
February 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Friendly retail reminder. DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING STICKERS OFF UNTIL YOU KNOW YOU'RE KEEPING THE ITEM!!! You're not hiding the price from a gift recipient. They'll learn it as soon as they do the pain in the ass return.
Costco's chicken pot pie has no reason to be as good as it is.
January 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Costco's chicken pot pie has no reason to be as good as it is.
I've been a fan for 25 years, so it saddens me to say it appears Robbie Williams talked and Hollywood didn't listen.
January 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I've been a fan for 25 years, so it saddens me to say it appears Robbie Williams talked and Hollywood didn't listen.
Banks shouldn't spend the money on building 6-10 wickets if they're only ever going to have two open at any one time.
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Banks shouldn't spend the money on building 6-10 wickets if they're only ever going to have two open at any one time.
Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, share 10 things you like.
Pro wrestling
Football
Hockey
Baseball
Tennis
Christmas music
Doritos spicy nacho cheese dip
Naps
Mini-putt
The inquisitive mind of my 9yo son
Pro wrestling
Football
Hockey
Baseball
Tennis
Christmas music
Doritos spicy nacho cheese dip
Naps
Mini-putt
The inquisitive mind of my 9yo son
Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, share 10 things you like
Japan travel / tourism
Video games
Puzzles, riddles, mysteries — stuff that needs a solution
Pro-wrestling
Dungeons & Dragons
Chicago life
Movies
City pop
Animal facts
Pretty lights
Japan travel / tourism
Video games
Puzzles, riddles, mysteries — stuff that needs a solution
Pro-wrestling
Dungeons & Dragons
Chicago life
Movies
City pop
Animal facts
Pretty lights
Get to know your mutuals: In no particular order, post 10 things you like
Pro wrestling
Photography
Voice Acting
Video Games
Anime
Coffee
Whiskey
David Bowie
Film Noir
Interior Design
Pro wrestling
Photography
Voice Acting
Video Games
Anime
Coffee
Whiskey
David Bowie
Film Noir
Interior Design
November 24, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, share 10 things you like.
Pro wrestling
Football
Hockey
Baseball
Tennis
Christmas music
Doritos spicy nacho cheese dip
Naps
Mini-putt
The inquisitive mind of my 9yo son
Pro wrestling
Football
Hockey
Baseball
Tennis
Christmas music
Doritos spicy nacho cheese dip
Naps
Mini-putt
The inquisitive mind of my 9yo son
I think we're not supposed to like Jelly Roll for whatever reason, but "I Am Not Okay" is a fucking amazing song.
November 22, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I think we're not supposed to like Jelly Roll for whatever reason, but "I Am Not Okay" is a fucking amazing song.
The only real answer is to keep Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs, right?
November 17, 2024 at 4:51 AM
The only real answer is to keep Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs, right?
When your 9yo makes a friendship bracelet for you, you wear it. Even if you're absolutely not a Chiefs fan.
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
When your 9yo makes a friendship bracelet for you, you wear it. Even if you're absolutely not a Chiefs fan.