I had to Google whether it was safe to give blueberries to my dog a while back and was amused by the result.

The Google answer and a pic of my actual dog

They are looking at going back to the old way of doing the pledge

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This makes the most sense of anything I have ever seen on the internet. Finally a unifying moment!

I was never on Twitter, but if adding members to this place contributes to making some rich moron somewhere unhappy, I'm happy to be part of that or anything else that brings good, smart people together.

Anything at all...