El Pollo Bandito
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God is in the algorithm. The algorithm doesn't exist.
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That's fine. Can we see the deed?
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
That's fine. Can we see the deed?
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You get the purpose of dildos but not mock meats? Maybe it’s time to ask yourself why.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You get the purpose of dildos but not mock meats? Maybe it’s time to ask yourself why.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
Green Mario did nothing wrong
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Green Mario did nothing wrong
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Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
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String theory.
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
String theory.
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Man he always looks innocent😂😂😂😂👀...
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Man he always looks innocent😂😂😂😂👀...
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The beautiful story of capitalism in one picture...
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The beautiful story of capitalism in one picture...
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Yeah it's pretty simple🤔...
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Yeah it's pretty simple🤔...
spot on
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
spot on
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A reminder.....
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A reminder.....
The leopards are dining well
While he blames Biden on TV, his own voters are asking strangers for help online and wondering why he doesn’t care.
Deranged Donald Blames Biden While His Supporters Starve For The Holidays
That's a shame.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The leopards are dining well
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The next time a "former vegan" story sounds suspiciously rehearsed. The next time crop deaths or “chemicals” or fake masculinity panic appears on cue, remember this. Someone, somewhere, was paid to say it.
The Meat Industry’s Online Troll Farm
Every time someone insists that veganism is “just a diet”, or that opposition to it is organic, spontaneous, and grounded in good faith disagreement, they are asking you to ignore how power actually operates.
open.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The next time a "former vegan" story sounds suspiciously rehearsed. The next time crop deaths or “chemicals” or fake masculinity panic appears on cue, remember this. Someone, somewhere, was paid to say it.
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When the hunter becomes the hunted 🦌
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When the hunter becomes the hunted 🦌