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Elphie (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈✨
@elphiexnott.bsky.social
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🏡 🇵🇹 32yo, fanfic writer & reader. Neurospicy. ✨
💖 Multishipper. Mostly Theomione, Dreomione, #hprarepairs
🐍 Theo Nott is perfect & I won't accept any comments. 🤷🏻‍♀️
🖕🏻 Fuck TERFs. Fuck AI. Fuck JKR. Minors DNI. 🚫
🌐 xElphie on Ao3 🔒
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And my fic for the Dark Academia #Theomione Fest 2025 has been revealed! Hope you like it! 🤎

🔐 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/73369496
Promo image for Thunder and Rain, with a collage of several images in the Dark Academia mood.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I don't think I'm enough of an author to answer these but I'm going to ignore my imposter syndrome and do it 🫣💖
Like = question

Stolen from @greenappletheory.bsky.social ! 💖
Fanfic author asks!
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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If you love #Dreo as a pairing (Draco+Theo), then you're going to love this new server! 💖 #HPRarePairs

URL: discord.gg/fphmKKYU6H
The Dreo Server logo
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
elphiexnott.bsky.social
New kindle decor for Autumn/Winter, and it includes #Theomione! 🎉💖
A photo of a kindle's back filled with stickers, from the top you got a cute ghost with a flower crown and a cup of coffee, a sticker saying "If I can't bring my kindle, I'm not coming", a tarot card called "The Spice", a sticker saying "anti social book club", another sticker with a skeleton reading a book, saying "Leave me alone, I'm Reading" and then a sticker of Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger by urprobablynott.
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Anyone else having issues with the #Theomione and the #Dreomione feeds? I think they're broken... 😭
A screenshot of the Theomione feed on Bluesky with the error "This feed is empty! You may need to follow more users or tune your language settings." A screenshot of the Dreomione feed on Bluesky with the error "This feed is empty! You may need to follow more users or tune your language settings."
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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So I just got my bound fic from the Fandom for Families raffle!! It was done by the amazing @/BewitchedBindery (on IG) and I chose "The Black Rose" by @darkcloud190.bsky.social !! 🌹

I'm in LOVE!! IT'S STUNNING!! 😭💖 The art is by @incendiosketches.bsky.social, both on the cover and the overlays! 🥺💖
A picture of the wrapped fic, with craft paper decorated with drawings of flowers. Photo of the cover of the bound fic "The Black Rose" by DarkCloud190 The back of the cover, with the quote "Villain or hero matters not. I can worship you as a sinner or as a saint. Your choice." "Choose the sinner, and I'll be your saint." Photos of the overlays. They're transparent but were placed behind a pink/white background so the photos were more noticeable.
September 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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When I first decorated my kindle, I didn't know about kindle inserts, so my stickers are directly on my kindle. Now that I've learned about them, I decided to make one and change the look of my kindle!
So I got pink paper and added some stickers and I'm in LOVE with how it turned out!!! 💖😍
A photo with a kindle with several stickers on a pink Kindle insert. From the top left we got a pink heart with the text "emotional support kindle", next to it we have a fanart of Ginny Wesley, Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson. Below the heart we have a quote saying "Romance Reader" right next to a quote in pink saying "Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to stop reading". Below we have a peach with a hand print, followed by a sticker with the words "Bookish Baddie" and a pink book with "Men written by Women" on the cover.
August 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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NEW PROFILE PIC ALERT! 🚨

My wonderful new pfp was made by one of my best friends and one of the best people I've ever met in life @lesbianperona.bsky.social ! 🥺💖💖
Screenshot of Elphie's bluesky account.
August 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Okay, so she got back to me! The colour is by the brand Purple, it's a gel polish, and it's the "PURPLE P2125 – My Pinscher" 😅💖
Screenshot of an image advertising a reddish/pinkish nail polish
August 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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They are here!!! 💖🎉✨

Art by: @dracodormiensss.bsky.social @elivrayn.bsky.social @viticula.bsky.social @crymsy.bsky.social
A photo of the sticker set "Tarot Major Arcanas" by Bookish Queen Store and an additional Crookshanks sticker.
August 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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So, "I am not an artist" disclaimer, but I really wanted to have a Theo pop, so I got an extra Ron and decided to paint him! It was my first time painting anything (outside of Art classes at school), and I'm pretty proud of how it turned out. 🥺💖
A picture of a painted Pop, portraying the character of Theodore Nott with a Slytherin Hogwarts uniform.
August 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Definitely my #Dreomione Beltane Fest piece 👀 It's a CNC PWP between married Dreomione. 😂

Ao3 link 🔒: archiveofourown.org/works/64731811
An excerpt from the fic "Sweet Things' by xElphie on Ao3: "Stuff her mouth, Nott, give her something to enjoy," Malfoy said, teasing her cunt with his cock. "If you bite him, I'll take your ass, understood?" He moved his cock onto her asshole, applying some pressure against it and letting her know he was serious. This made Hermione gasp and try to pull away, allowing Nott to enter her mouth. Hermione's eyes widened and choked lightly, Nott's cock hitting the back of her throat. She felt his hands grabbing the back of her head, holding her curls as he started to slowly fuck her mouth. "That's a good girl, swallow that thick cock and show us how good the Golden Girl is at giving head." Malfoy drawled, his own cock starting to enter her. Hermione couldn't see Malfoy's cock but she could feel it. He was thick. Certainly bigger than Ron or Viktor. She wasn't sure if she could take it, but Malfoy was entering her slowly, and her treacherous body was reacting, as she pulsed around him. "Oh fuck, I can feel you squeezing on my cock." Malfoy spoke, his voice hoarse like he was barely in control of himself. "You're liking this, aren't you, Granger? You like having my cock deep inside you, fucking you." He said, thrusting his hips with each sentence. His thrusts were deep, with a side of pain. Like there was barely any space inside of her for him, and he was carving his own path. Shaping her to him. She tried to ignore it, tried not to let her body react, but it was no use. "You like being our slut! Our little cum slut, don't you Granger?" he asked, thrusting particularly hard into her at that question. "We're gonna keep you here, Granger. Bound to our bed, just a little cum dump for us to use, throughout the days, between meetings. We'll be coming in here, fuck you so full of our cum and leave you waiting for the next time, always wondering if it's gonna be me or Theo who's going to fill you next. We won't even need to get you wet, you'll always be full of cum, dripping from…
July 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Sure, why not? Bring it on! 💖✨
Get to know me 1 like = 1 answer game..
July 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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omg SAME!!! I haven't read a full book in months and I binged three of hers (Deep End (my fav!), Love Hypothesis and Love on the Brain) in less than a week and splurged on buying physical copies as a treat to myself. 😭💖 Her writing is so good, I am loving it!!
A woman holding a stash of books authored by Ali Hazelwood consisting in "Love on the Brain", "Love, Theoretically", "Check & Mate", "The Love Hypothesis" and Loathe to Love You".
July 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Currently watching YouTube and cross-stitching!! 💖🪡🧵

Spent the day doing errands and studying and it's so good to just relax! What are you knitting? 🥰
A photo of a desk with a cross-stitch work in progress, a monitor with a YouTube video about books on, a tablet with the cross stitch pattern and a pink cup.
July 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Got my stickers from @youareprobablynott.bsky.social in the mail!! 💖
A photo of three stickers. On the top left corner there's a sticker of a drawing of Hermione and Theo in Weasley shirts with their initials. Below it, there's a sticker of a drawing of Draco, Hermione and Theo hugging with Hermione holding a mug. Next to it, on the bottom right corner, is a sticker of Theo holding a book.
July 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Look most of mine are in Portuguese so it wouldn't be understood, so here's some I have in English 😅
"you read a lot" thanks I'm trying to ignore life "reading smut ruins your brain" I can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before I started reading Me: I don't judge people ... Also me: two pictures of Judge Judy A meme of a sleeping princess and the words "I am exactly where I want to be. at home, avoiding people"
July 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Who needs therapy when you have Ao3 imma right? 😅😶
Words Read This Year 9,006,689 Avg. Words Per Month 1,286,670 Total Fics 799
July 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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#WIPWednesday #Theomione #HPRarePairs

A sneak peek of my WIP! 💖
Not beta'd. 😅
"Hey. Are you okay? Hermione?" she heard Theo's voice, from beside her. "You look pale all of the sudden." Concern etched his face and she could see the worry in his eyes. "I'm fine. Sorry just… memories. It's so strange being here after… after." She whispered, not wanting the rest of the table to hear what she was saying. "Hm, it is. And it just hits you out of nowhere." He answered. "Don't let it push you down, though. Feel it, acknowledge it, and release it." she felt his hand squeeze hers and the reassurance in his voice helped her overcome the sudden sadness that had overwhelmed her. She and Theo had gotten close during the summer, finding comfort in books and late-night talks. She knew he was attending muggle therapy, by choice. "I don't want to end up like my father, where the only soothe of my ailments is at the end of a bottle of Firewhisky." he had told her, one of those nights.
July 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I'm gonna skip the Drabbles challenge in July because I want to focus on my WIP, I'm starting a Theomione 8th Year multichapter fic that I'm really excited to write! So I want to focus as much as I can on it! 💖
Chapter 1 "Welcome, welcome to another year at Hogwarts!" Headmistress McGonagall proclaimed from the front of the Great Hall.
July 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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And it's out! 💖🔥 I wrote "A Golden Snidget of a Daddy", a Theomione DDlg fic for @hpdaddyknowsbest.bsky.social !! 💖

Link: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
A Golden Snidget of a Daddy by xElphie Explicit, DDlg, Daddy Theo. Daddy Knows Best 2025
July 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Definitely this one 😅
An imagine of a building collapsing with the words "My very fragile mental state" and it's being held by iron bars with the words "fanfiction".
June 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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#Theomione #HPRarePairs #JuneMicrofics

I can't believe it's the last day. 🥺💖
June Microfics. Theomione. Day 30: Journaling Hermione sat down at her desk and opened her journal. She had chronicled every day since she learned how to write, and even throughout the war she had carried her journal with her. She took a deep breath and looked at the blank page, imagining what her own self in 10 years would think of this entry. Determined, she pressed the quill to the page and wrote "Today I kissed Theodore Nott. And I think I like him".
June 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Day 29: Kneazle (Alternate)
#Theomione #HPRarePairs #JuneMicrofics

Another alternate day. 😅💖
June Microfics. Theomione. Day 29: Kneazle (Alternate) "Mommy, don't look!" The little boy yelled, trying to cover her eyes while they sat on the sofa. "No peek!" "I'm not peeking, darling," Hermione replied. "Is it a surprise?" "YES! No peek!" The little boy turned to the door, his hands moving away from his mother's face, and yelled "Daddy! Flora! You can bring him now!" Hermione kept her eyes closed, but she couldn't stop smiling. Footsteps sounded nearby. "Now you can open, mommy!" They announced. Hermione opened her eyes, and in front of her children sat a very fat orange Kneazle cleaning himself. She looked up at Theo in disbelief and saw her husband staring back at her with a sheepish grin. "Surprise?" He replied, prompting Hermione to laugh, kiss both her children, and grab her new furry friend onto her lap, much to Theo's relief.
June 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Day 28: Movie Theater
#Theomione #HPRarePairs #JuneMicrofics

I just love a rebel Hermione 😅💖
June Microfics. Theomione. Day 28: Movie Theater "Are you sure this a good idea, 'Mione? A group of wizards and witches in a movie theater?" Harry whispered to Hermione, as both of them watched their wizarding friends discover the magic of muggle movies for the first time. "Well, worst case scenario, we'll obliviate the Muggles." Hermione replied, shrugging. "That's illegal!" Harry hissed. "Pish posh, you're the Head Auror. Who's going to arrest you, the Minister? Kingsley owes me after last month, he wouldn't". Hermione replied. "Now come, I wanna see Draco's reaction to the nachos."
June 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM