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@elphieupland.bsky.social
fictional lady enthusiast • sociolinguist • writer • avid generative a1 hater

she/they, 30s

https://archiveofourown.org/users/queenssaviour
https://zelena.tumblr.com/
wrote a short fic about shiz-era elphie and post-melting glinda!! archiveofourown.org/works/74248976 #gelphie
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
me: you know that ao3 tag? "incorrect use of labubu" or something?
my wife:
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#gelphie kinktober day 5: top/bottom #art
#chooseurfighter
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
my fic for gelphie kinktober days 3 & 4! archiveofourown.org/works/72589201
#gelphie
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
my fic for gelphie kinktober days 1, 2 & 3 is here!
archiveofourown.org/works/72713711
#gelphie
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I truly recovered from my 20-year-old eating disorder to have IBS so bad I can't have most things.
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
POV: Listening to Top 50 Brazil and its spring vibes when it's getting colder day by day where I am
October 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
amazing
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
when u finally soft block someone whose negativity has been pissing u off for a lifetime
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
my wife won this boba earlier today and i'm v fond
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
look, it's glinda!
September 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
2006 🥺
September 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
moodboard for whenever i remember i don't have to date or have sex with *** people ever again
September 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Me dating actively for like... 18 months between mid 2020 and Dec 2021 was actually a wild ride now that I think about it later. Sometimes I call it my slut era, but tbh my self-esteem was bad and I have ADHD, so it was just sad.
August 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
HARLIVY NATION, HOW ARE WE FEELING???

#harlivy
August 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
tfw a medication that is used to treat anxiety gives you a bunch of physical symptoms of anxiety
August 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You know what? I would rather not!
July 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I should've known.
July 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
an image of me explaining my creative process (fic writing) to my wife:
July 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
never forget
July 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
July 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
a huge new forbidden planet had opened in sheff center while i was away and they had the cutest stuff (but i refrained from buying anything). look at this harley, though. she's both cute and terrifying. so on brand.
July 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
they were next to each other yes exactly 💯 #harlivy
July 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
me whenever my wife
July 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
me whenever my wife redoes my (neck) buzz cut
July 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM