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Chloe 🏳️‍🌈
@eloquentgraffiti.bsky.social
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Life, it never die
Women are my favorite guy

📍 Denver
Free Palestine.
Biracial, bisexual, non-monogamous, and gender-nothankyou. She/they.
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Popcorn, too.
A 4 panel comic by AmandaPandaComics.com Panel 1: a couple on a date at the movie theater, we see the woman eating popcorn Panel 2: Later that evening, we see the woman with her top off, shyly sliding her bra strap down her arm. Panel 3: from behind, we see she is straddling her (also topless) date in bed, as she flings her bra OFF! with a flourish. Panel 4: her date laughs, and shields himself playfully from the popcorn raining down from her bra/tits.
October 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I have a dick appointment every other Thursday evening.

BUT I'm also responsible for cooking dinner on Thursdays.

ENTER: Crockpot. A slut's best friend.
A stainless steel slow cooker on a messy kitchen counter top, its digital display says COOK
September 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Thank you to the person who sent over $25 today! Every dollar means a lot to us and Gus.
Gus, the lab pitbull mix lounges sleepily on a brown leather couch, one paw hanging off the side.
September 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Meet Gus!

Gus is my best friend's pup, and he started having seizures this week. Vet appointment is this Thursday, and blood work was quoted at $500.

If you have $5 to spare this week, his vėnmö is @ rj_james
We really appreciate it!

#MutualAid #MAboost #HelpSky
A smiling yellow lab/pit mix with soulful brown eyes, his tongue lolling out happily.
September 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I had a dream last night that my best friend @rjjames.bsky.social had turned into a MAGA grifter for the money.

And I (quite reasonably, I think) was like "well, I have to kill my best friend now". You know, like you'd put down a dog.

I know he'd do the same for me.
Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in New Jack City, in the "crying while killing" meme.
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Sitting these two goofballs all weekend
A light brown and white lab/pit mix with honey-brown eyes pants happily after a long walk, smiling into the camera. A white pitbull/bulldog mix with light brown ears lounges on a blue and white blanket on the couch. He's looking dreamily off-frame, like some manic pixie dream pup.
July 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Oh my godddd 😭😭😭

Teaching was one of my hardest jobs, and one I'm most proud of. I loved those students so much.
Screenshot of a Messenger conversation: "Haha 😆 thank you! Hey I’ve been meaning to tell you that you were the best teacher I’ve ever had!! I love anatomy to this day because of the way you taught it to us.. forever grateful for meeting you ♥️✨"
June 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I think I nailed this sticker effect!

Book: Spooky Cutie by Coco Wyo
Medium: alcohol markers, gel pens, fineliner, colored pencils
A coloring book page with several small illustrations that have been made to look like stickers on a notebook page. The "stickers" are surrounded by doodles like you might find in a high school kid's notebook, including tic-tac-toe, the Cool S, and a pot leaf.
May 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Macadamia watching television will never stop being so precious to me.
A snowshoe siamese cat on the entertainment center, watching the cat from Flow climbing branches to avoid rising flood waters. Snowshoe siamese cat sitting in front of the TV, pawing at the ring-tailed lemur on screen.
May 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I've been living out of clean/dirty piles for at least 2 months, and I'm trying *desperately* to get enough dopamine to just hang these clothes in the closet before bed.
One half of a queen sized bed just absolutely covered in clothes. Some are stuffed in a small teal laundry basket, others just strewn on top of the comforter in small, unorganized piles. The floor next to the bed, however, is miraculously free of spare laundry.
May 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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What, and I mean this sincerely, in the ever-loving-fuck is going on in parenting these days??

THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

Source: www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/happ...
Among the children of the respondents, only a small minority of 5-8 year olds regularly did things like order for themselves at a restaurant (24%), or prepare their own meal or snack (20%). The majority of children between 9 and 11 were not allowed to stay at home alone for even 30-60 minutes, walk or bike alone to a friend’s house, or play unsupervised at a park with a friend. A particularly striking finding is that only half of parents said that, while in a grocery market, they let their tweens go to a different aisle without them. “We’ve got to get brave enough to send our kids to the canned food aisle,” Skenazy quips.
April 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Hazel found a warm new bed, it just happens to have a fresh, warm pizza inside.
There is a Little Caesars pizza box on the carpeted floor, and a fluffy grey tabby laying on top, looking serenely at the camera.
April 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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A traditional soda machine labeled "one hole per beverage", next to an approving green check mark. Below, a new Coca-Cola freestyle machine labeled "unholy drink cloaca", next to a disapproving red x.
April 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Post a warning
A large pink penis, about a foot long, in plastic packaging. One would be forgiven for assuming it's a sex toy, but the sticker on the front reads: "Warning: This product is soap. Not for anal or vaginal insertion."
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Post a pic from your device without explanation
Labeled: "Parkour". A snail at the base of a concrete curb, it's slime trail shows it climbed up the side and back down to the ground.
March 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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You should know the secret to opening jars is actually a puppet-style oven mitt with the neoprene/silicone grip.

Don't tell any men I told you my secret, I like it better when they think I'm stronger than them ☺️
Screenshot of an Amazon listing for short, puppet style oven mitts with non-slip grips in denim blue
March 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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My bestie and I tore it UP with these cheesecake brownies tonight.
10/10, would bake again.
A beautiful corner piece brownie with a cheesecake swirl. The cross-section shows a large pocket of the cream cheese swirled on top of the perfectly baked brownie. A 9 by 13 nonstick baking pan sits atop a glasstop range. In the pan, a batch of beautiful cheesecake brownies, yet uncut.
February 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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I know exactly when my partner's brain is gonna trip up over something that feels ambiguous, and it kind of feels like a superpower every time. 😁
Screenshot of text messages between my partner and myself. Him: Sends a screenshot of the packing checklist I made for him. Under "Checked Bag (soft green rolly bag)" is a subtask "2 pairs of socks (this is in addition to the socks on your feet)". Him: 🙄 Him: I love you....because I needed this. 😂 Me: Which is why I wrote it! 😂 Him: An important distinction for my brain. Me: I know you would want the specificity!
February 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A conversation I had *with myself* this morning.

I mean....I'm pretty a "brain note" would be different from memory, but what do I know? I have raging untreated ADHD!

#TheGoodPlaceShirtposting #TGPS #ADHD
Three panel Good Place "my thing is different meme" meme. Eleanor: "I wish my brain could take notes." Chidi: "You mean memories?" Eleanor, now labeled as "Me, with ADHD": "You're not getting it, and my thing is different, so shut up"
February 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I neglected to take a real "before" picture, but you can still see the massive difference adding a little set of shelves made in my fridge situation.
A picture from several days ago, my cat perched across my couch and partner's shoulder. In the background, you see a mini fridge with freezer (roughly a 3 cubic foot fridge). It is overflowing with food snacks. Boxes of cereal, packages of ramen, single serve condiments, chips, gummy vitamins and more all precariously stacked on top. A box of hot chocolate packets has been relegated to a shelf of our floor lamp, because there isn't space enough on the fridge. Our mini fridge setup tonight. Some black wire "over the toilet" shelves (brand new, of course, no bathroom germs where the food goes) have been placed over the mini fridge. There is a top shelf about 65 inches high, holding cereal boxes and chips. Two "wire basket" types shelves, each less than half filled with breakfast snacks and drink mixes, and one clear tote that sits on the fridge but under the lowest shelf, carrying some ramen, and also small items that would fall through the wire shelving. There is also a hook to the side of the fridge that would ordinarily be used to hold a toilet paper roll, now being used to store a roll of paper towels instead. The overall space looks much nicer and less cluttered than before.
February 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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no cheating. your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

Beautiful.
Robin Williams as John Keating in Dead Poet's Society, saying "Medicine, law, business, engineering, these are all noble pursuits, and necessary to sustain life. But memes, shitposting, bullying racists on the internet, these are what we stay alive for."
January 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Doodling, because my ADHD ass can't *juat* watch a TV show without something else to do.
A bullet journal opened to a page filled with Zentangle doodles. The page is divided into four quandrants, each filled with black and white doodles done in ballpoint pen.
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Please enjoy one of my OC memes from shirtposting.
Scene from the Good Place in which Jason Mendoza wants a "mythical" penguin, subtitled into a shitpost. Jason: We can get mythical partners? Maybe I'll get a Big Light neurodivergent. Eleanor: Big Light Neurodivergents are real. Jason: That's the spirit Eleanor. They're real to me too.
January 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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When you're on the loo, but you've got the feeling you're being watched.
Looking up and back from the seat of the toilet, you the large fluffy tail and regal disposition of a cat staring haughtily down at you. She perches on top of the over-the-toilet shelving unit, judging your bathroom habits.
January 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Gray bi-level filing cabinet. The top drawer is labeled "Top Secret", while the bottom drawer is labeled "Bottom Secret"
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM