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Elon Musk (Parody)
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CEO & Chief engr. Of SpaceX, Tesla, The Boring Company, X Corp., and xAl Co-founder of Neuralink, OpenAl, Zip2, X.com (part of PayPal) & Musk Foundation.
Donald Trump on Justin Trudeau’s resignation
January 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You've probably never heard the story of Kriss Donald, a 15-year-old Scottish boy tortured and murdered by 5 Pakistanis because he was White.

One of the Pakistanis, a gang member Imran Shahid, got in an unrelated bar fight the weekend before and decided to take collective revenge on Whites.
January 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I FEEL SCARED, VULNERABLE, AND ATTACKED! BILLIONAIRES SHOULD NEVER FEEL THIS WAY!

I’M A VICTIM OF RACIST AND CLASSIST ATTACKS! MOSTLY BY MY OWN PARTY! YOU DUMB FUCKS NEED TO REALIZE WHAT YOU VOTED FOR AND BE NICE TO ME! 😭

#ElonMusk #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP #MAGA #SpaceX #Tesla #Twitter #X
January 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.

Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?

If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
January 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I am the corniest MAGA man alive! I know it may be hard to believe, but oook at the evidence! Reminded: I am a grown ass man, at 53, with 12 kids, and three divorces under my belt, write like a the average 2010’s R/Atheist user!

#Tesla #SpaceX #Twitter #X #ElonMusk #Doge #Trump #MAGA #DarkMAGA
January 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The radical left are gonna hate this one! This will show them that I am the one true meme lord! 😎

#ElonMusk #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Tesla #SpaceX #Twitter #X #Doge
January 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Planning to release a new Tesla model - 'Model T'. It's powered by vintage steam engines for ultimate retro vibes. Downing a few Edison bulbs for headlights to completely miss the point of energy efficiency. Coming Soon!
January 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Algorithm tweak coming soon to promote more informational/entertaining content. We will publish the changes to @XEng.

Our goal is to maximize unregretted user-seconds. Too much negativity is being pushed that technically grows user time, but not unregretted user time.
January 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM