Elon's Next Billion
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Shoutout @jonfavs.bsky.social for the Douchehat platform!
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Shoutout @jonfavs.bsky.social for the Douchehat platform!
It's always the weird-named guy...
May 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's always the weird-named guy...
Man, honestly, who tf actually cares
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Man, honestly, who tf actually cares
Because you didn't bother to fact check before spouting your bullshit. You deserve no grace.
January 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Because you didn't bother to fact check before spouting your bullshit. You deserve no grace.
We are many. We are legion.
January 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We are many. We are legion.
Please, just let us have this embarrassment in peace for now. It's about to get so much worse.
January 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Please, just let us have this embarrassment in peace for now. It's about to get so much worse.
The "dying smoke detector battery chirp" is both hilarious and sad. Well-written.
January 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The "dying smoke detector battery chirp" is both hilarious and sad. Well-written.
It seems like they're trying to bait him? By saying "can you do something bigger than the Louisiana Purchase? I bet you can't!" It's WILD.
December 24, 2024 at 11:49 PM
It seems like they're trying to bait him? By saying "can you do something bigger than the Louisiana Purchase? I bet you can't!" It's WILD.
Please take the one who owns me
December 23, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Please take the one who owns me
There's always a wine for the time, whether it be champagne, white, red, sweet, or champagne.
December 22, 2024 at 6:23 PM
There's always a wine for the time, whether it be champagne, white, red, sweet, or champagne.
You're a fucking hypocrite.
December 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
You're a fucking hypocrite.
It's because he's an idiot. He may have "intelligence" but he doesn't have common sense. He's a stupid man's idea of a what a genius is. I shouldn't even exist!
December 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM
It's because he's an idiot. He may have "intelligence" but he doesn't have common sense. He's a stupid man's idea of a what a genius is. I shouldn't even exist!
Elon can't buy friends. Ask me how I know.
November 27, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Elon can't buy friends. Ask me how I know.