Elon Musk (Parody)
@elonnmusk.bsky.social
Give me 10 dollar so I can buy Bluesky
(⚠️ parody account, unrelated to Elon Musk or @ElonMuskAOC)
(⚠️ parody account, unrelated to Elon Musk or @ElonMuskAOC)
Thhe Lon Musk
September 13, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Thhe Lon Musk
who up blueing they sky
April 14, 2024 at 2:56 AM
who up blueing they sky
The secret you guys didn't know about the layoffs at X, is that the money I saved firing people was used to send more Teslas to space, for no particular reason
April 13, 2024 at 5:55 AM
The secret you guys didn't know about the layoffs at X, is that the money I saved firing people was used to send more Teslas to space, for no particular reason
she free on my speech until i 𝕏
April 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
she free on my speech until i 𝕏
Starting on May, X users will be able to purchase Free Speech® on Ebay, for $50 per unit. The Free Speech® will arrive at your house in a very stylish box. You may eat the Free Speech®, toss the Free Speech® at someone, use the Free Speech® as a fashion item, anything you could imagine!
April 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Starting on May, X users will be able to purchase Free Speech® on Ebay, for $50 per unit. The Free Speech® will arrive at your house in a very stylish box. You may eat the Free Speech®, toss the Free Speech® at someone, use the Free Speech® as a fashion item, anything you could imagine!
Twitter does not exist. There's no such thing as a Tweet. Do not mention the name Twitter. If anyone attempts to interact with you while utilizing such words, do not respond. Do not make direct eye contact. They want your soul.
April 11, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Twitter does not exist. There's no such thing as a Tweet. Do not mention the name Twitter. If anyone attempts to interact with you while utilizing such words, do not respond. Do not make direct eye contact. They want your soul.
This is a real issue America is dealing with!
April 10, 2024 at 9:24 PM
This is a real issue America is dealing with!
SpaceX is working on a micro-sized rocket so you can pick it up and shove it inside your ass!
April 10, 2024 at 4:47 PM
SpaceX is working on a micro-sized rocket so you can pick it up and shove it inside your ass!
thhe joe binden wokeism
April 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
thhe joe binden wokeism
Me and Alexandre de Moraes have decided to sort things out in a Fortnite Box Fight 1v1. I win, Brazil is mine. He wins, X Corp. gets fined $5.
(no, I did not cry and plead him to leave X online.)
(no, I did not cry and plead him to leave X online.)
April 10, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Me and Alexandre de Moraes have decided to sort things out in a Fortnite Box Fight 1v1. I win, Brazil is mine. He wins, X Corp. gets fined $5.
(no, I did not cry and plead him to leave X online.)
(no, I did not cry and plead him to leave X online.)
Due to popular demand, we at X decided we're officially adding MORE organic engagement! This way, you will never feel like your Xeets are ignored! How's that, Bluesky?
April 9, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Due to popular demand, we at X decided we're officially adding MORE organic engagement! This way, you will never feel like your Xeets are ignored! How's that, Bluesky?
Why do people laugh every time I say this
April 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Why do people laugh every time I say this
Tesla very cool yeah
April 8, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Tesla very cool yeah
Head over to my app to watch some X Videos
April 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Head over to my app to watch some X Videos
Come back to X we will be adding sex
April 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Come back to X we will be adding sex