First Lady Elect Elonia Musty Dusty Crusty
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First Lady Elect Elonia Musty Dusty Crusty
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First Lady Elect to Donnie. Built like a Cyber Truck. I can jump real high ♥️
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Kamala tell Dougie I’m still waiting on him to concede. I won First Lady by a landslide.

He could never wear purple like me.

EVER…
This has been the longest January year of my lifeee… it’s gonna be the longest 4 years ever.
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
They benefit the most from government aid…. This will be interesting….maybe the revolution will finally start..
January 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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So how’s it going so far?
January 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Last month, Sen. Deb Fischer's (R-NE) husband refused to shake the Vice President's hand.

Yesterday, he tried to shake Doug Emhoff's hand. The Second Gentleman replied: "Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?”

REPOST if you love Doug Emhoff!
January 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yes I’m buying Tik TOK and No you won’t have freedom of speech there. Our algorithm will be designed to worship VP Trump and second VP Vance.
January 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Thank you Jack smith and special counsel for your sacrifices in upholding the truth for the people. Assuming we don’t become Russia, I hope Mr.Smith and special council get their recognition in history text books. This was the last act of love and respect for our democracy. 🇺🇸
January 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Can blue sky make their tik tok style videos. Then we will be complete.
January 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
lol America really took a dookie on democracy today…. I dont even need to pretend to like magas anymore… the price tag on this nation was a literal steal🤩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
January 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Like they say behind every successful and strong man is a woman running the show… that happens to be me…
December 2, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Wait till they get a hold of who WE pardon…
December 2, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Meh kinda sucks that Joe Biden pardoned Hunter… Donnie was gonna have lots of fun making his life hell for his crimes 😞
December 2, 2024 at 8:21 PM
It’s okay, I’ll console Donnie when it happens. Like a real First Lady 😏
" I missed you Justin. He will be asleep by 8 baby."
November 30, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Lies.
November 26, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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👇🏽🇺🇸🫤 #Wicked
November 26, 2024 at 4:01 AM
People who watched wicked are really comparing me to Madame Morrible?!?! She wishes she could be the First Lady….
November 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I bet all the liberals wish aliens would abduct them and take them far away from America 😂😂
November 25, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Just watched Wicked.. this feels eerily familiar 🤨🤨🤨
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Sorry I’ve been busy being efficient… but I saw Kim K got my robot… guess she was very right all along 🤪
November 22, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I will buy bluesky…you can NEVER leave me😏
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
As First Lady, I will end the Sunday scaries 😎✨
November 18, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I might just buy Bluesky and make it Darksky 😎
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I’ve heard Donnie is on here too. I will confer with the DOGE as this is not very efficient.

No need for two people to steer the left right…
November 17, 2024 at 6:13 PM
As the First Lady I will be fixing every ice cream machine at Mc Donald’s. Big plans… BIG PLANS✨
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Good morning from the DOGE,

together we will make the country very efficient. Thank you for choosing me Donnie.
November 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Some day I’ll be the First Lady of Mars.
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 AM