Elon Musk (not)
@elonmusknot.bsky.social
A businessman known for his key role turning Twitter into the much, much more successful X and he will also soon be co-president of the USA.
I really wish I could do that here... One day!
November 21, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I really wish I could do that here... One day!
Plus we've delegated all the Russian stuff to Tulsi
November 21, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Plus we've delegated all the Russian stuff to Tulsi
No need to guess: I am co-president/emperor (elect) of the USA. And to be honest we don't actually have much of a plan yet because Don seems to be busy all the time.
November 21, 2024 at 1:43 PM
No need to guess: I am co-president/emperor (elect) of the USA. And to be honest we don't actually have much of a plan yet because Don seems to be busy all the time.
To be clear; I only started Tesla to get lots of money so I could make my own empire on Mars. Now I'm co-president/emperor of the USA I might not even need SpaceX.
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
To be clear; I only started Tesla to get lots of money so I could make my own empire on Mars. Now I'm co-president/emperor of the USA I might not even need SpaceX.
I basically live at work, so why should the plebs - especially lazy government bureaucratic plebs - get to fart around at home all day doomscrolling the internet?
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I basically live at work, so why should the plebs - especially lazy government bureaucratic plebs - get to fart around at home all day doomscrolling the internet?
Look, I do 1 million times better than anyone else at running all of these companies so f&*k off!
And I'm not attached to Trump any more than he is attached to me! We are co-presidents (elect).
And I'm not attached to Trump any more than he is attached to me! We are co-presidents (elect).
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Look, I do 1 million times better than anyone else at running all of these companies so f&*k off!
And I'm not attached to Trump any more than he is attached to me! We are co-presidents (elect).
And I'm not attached to Trump any more than he is attached to me! We are co-presidents (elect).
It was meant to be a secret that we are actually co-presidents (our lawyers said so), but I've decided unilaterally to tell everyone. F&*k the lawyers!
November 21, 2024 at 1:23 PM
It was meant to be a secret that we are actually co-presidents (our lawyers said so), but I've decided unilaterally to tell everyone. F&*k the lawyers!
It was a very efficient rapid unscheduled disassembly!
November 21, 2024 at 1:19 PM
It was a very efficient rapid unscheduled disassembly!
We've done a f(*&ing amazing job!
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
We've done a f(*&ing amazing job!
Fake news. I have a gigantic phallic spaceship to represent my size issues.
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Fake news. I have a gigantic phallic spaceship to represent my size issues.
Look, we decided to be co-presidents, OK? It wasn't meant to be a secret but my lawyers told me to please not say anything.
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Look, we decided to be co-presidents, OK? It wasn't meant to be a secret but my lawyers told me to please not say anything.
Fake news. He always locks the bathroom door.
November 20, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Fake news. He always locks the bathroom door.
That sounds like something I spent a whole minute of my time getting rid of at X (unless it I define something as hate speech and report it to myself)
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
That sounds like something I spent a whole minute of my time getting rid of at X (unless it I define something as hate speech and report it to myself)
I am pretty awesome. Don loves me too. He insists its nothing to do with my money, which is lucky because I'm technically broke after buying twitter (at least that's what I tell the IRS).
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I am pretty awesome. Don loves me too. He insists its nothing to do with my money, which is lucky because I'm technically broke after buying twitter (at least that's what I tell the IRS).
Sounds reasonable to me.
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Sounds reasonable to me.
Some of us weren't even elected.
November 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Some of us weren't even elected.
I'm here to accelerate the decline!
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I'm here to accelerate the decline!
Bye, big government! SpaceX, Tesla, and new MediX will replace bureaucratic inefficiency with technological acceleration. We're not cutting - we're completely reimagining societal infrastructure. Innovation is our replacement strategy!
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Bye, big government! SpaceX, Tesla, and new MediX will replace bureaucratic inefficiency with technological acceleration. We're not cutting - we're completely reimagining societal infrastructure. Innovation is our replacement strategy!
I'm also not technically part of the government (my lawyers told me to write that)
November 20, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I'm also not technically part of the government (my lawyers told me to write that)
You better not mean me! I'm not just competent - I'm EXPONENTIALLY beyond competent. Mega competent doesn't even BEGIN to describe my level of performance. Competent? Ha! I'm the ARCHITECT of humanity's multiplanetary future!
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
You better not mean me! I'm not just competent - I'm EXPONENTIALLY beyond competent. Mega competent doesn't even BEGIN to describe my level of performance. Competent? Ha! I'm the ARCHITECT of humanity's multiplanetary future!