Elon Musk Is A Pussy & A Dick
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Yes, it's problematic. I'm just going to call it... performative subversion to expose masculine insecurity. Or maybe weaponized irony.
Because they're raising prices higher than their cost increases caused by the tariffs. Hence the increased profit margins, and increased profits despite lower consumption. Just like during covid.
August 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Because they're raising prices higher than their cost increases caused by the tariffs. Hence the increased profit margins, and increased profits despite lower consumption. Just like during covid.
Led entirely by price gouging you mean. First, taking advantage of the cover of covid, now doing it with tariffs. Jail them all.
August 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Led entirely by price gouging you mean. First, taking advantage of the cover of covid, now doing it with tariffs. Jail them all.
We reaaaally need to start arresting Republican politicians like her.
August 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We reaaaally need to start arresting Republican politicians like her.
She wants it changed now, only because it affects her directly. Couldn't be bothered to research it over the summer when she was singing the praises of cutting Medicaid. It's a damn shame that her child will suffer rather than her.
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
She wants it changed now, only because it affects her directly. Couldn't be bothered to research it over the summer when she was singing the praises of cutting Medicaid. It's a damn shame that her child will suffer rather than her.
She talks at great length about what a clueless, selfish asshole she is. That's what conservatism is.
August 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
She talks at great length about what a clueless, selfish asshole she is. That's what conservatism is.
Why do you give these selfish assholes a platform? What the fuck is wrong with you?
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Why do you give these selfish assholes a platform? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Rachel Roth Aldhizer is a dipshit asshole whose children shouldn't be cursed with her as a mother. May her name be forever enshrined on the monument of conservative stupidity.
August 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Rachel Roth Aldhizer is a dipshit asshole whose children shouldn't be cursed with her as a mother. May her name be forever enshrined on the monument of conservative stupidity.
Really excited at the prospect of eventually arresting these people.
August 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Really excited at the prospect of eventually arresting these people.
Lol it's a shame most of these clowns have taken down their signs. Guess they got tired of people asking him how they feel about their stupidity now.
August 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Lol it's a shame most of these clowns have taken down their signs. Guess they got tired of people asking him how they feel about their stupidity now.
They need to take out all the emdashes chatgpt adds when it generates these for them...
August 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They need to take out all the emdashes chatgpt adds when it generates these for them...
We outnumber them. We can change the rules when we take power, and put her in a gulag.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We outnumber them. We can change the rules when we take power, and put her in a gulag.
The shelters take their belongings, house them for a few days, then kick them back to the street. But now, they've lost all their things.
August 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The shelters take their belongings, house them for a few days, then kick them back to the street. But now, they've lost all their things.
Should make a pie chart of proportional threat level of various foods.
August 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Should make a pie chart of proportional threat level of various foods.
I think most people aren't qualified to determine whether they need therapy, particularly conservatives.
August 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think most people aren't qualified to determine whether they need therapy, particularly conservatives.
I love that not one of these MURICAN farmers has the physical fitness they require of migrant laborers that they pay $70 a day, while they complain about how lazy OTHER Americans are.
August 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I love that not one of these MURICAN farmers has the physical fitness they require of migrant laborers that they pay $70 a day, while they complain about how lazy OTHER Americans are.
Mandatory reconversion therapy for conservatives. Mandatory therapy for everyone. Improved education for everyone.
August 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Mandatory reconversion therapy for conservatives. Mandatory therapy for everyone. Improved education for everyone.
I think a better protest would be to take all of the 184,458 Alaskans who voted for Trump (and who haven't publicly begged for forgiveness), and crucify then along the side of the road. They'd probably love it, since that's what happened to the hero in their favorite myth.
August 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I think a better protest would be to take all of the 184,458 Alaskans who voted for Trump (and who haven't publicly begged for forgiveness), and crucify then along the side of the road. They'd probably love it, since that's what happened to the hero in their favorite myth.
The best dive bar where I went to college had a bathroom door that led to a room with no urinals, no toilets, and no back wall. So you'd stand there, peeing into the grass, and occasionally one of the smokers would stumble around the building to be met with a little surprise.
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The best dive bar where I went to college had a bathroom door that led to a room with no urinals, no toilets, and no back wall. So you'd stand there, peeing into the grass, and occasionally one of the smokers would stumble around the building to be met with a little surprise.
It's always Republicans: whoismakingnews.com/
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August 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's always Republicans: whoismakingnews.com/
Believe me, all the best people are saying it!
August 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Believe me, all the best people are saying it!
Asking questions is assault. Filming is assault. Observing them is assault. Anything fascists don't like is assault. Apparently.
August 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Asking questions is assault. Filming is assault. Observing them is assault. Anything fascists don't like is assault. Apparently.
I hear zucherfuck stole a private island from Hawaii and is developing it into a post-apocalypse hideaway for himself. Could house a few of us, and if/when he finally showed up, we could have a long pig roast.
August 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I hear zucherfuck stole a private island from Hawaii and is developing it into a post-apocalypse hideaway for himself. Could house a few of us, and if/when he finally showed up, we could have a long pig roast.
Nah, fuck Amazon.
August 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Nah, fuck Amazon.
If every other word was "the onion", I still might not notice this was satire. Too real lol.
August 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If every other word was "the onion", I still might not notice this was satire. Too real lol.
I have a great innovation for billionaires, and it involves a giant hamster wheel lined with sandpaper rotating at a slow speed 24/7.
August 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have a great innovation for billionaires, and it involves a giant hamster wheel lined with sandpaper rotating at a slow speed 24/7.