Elong Munch
@elongmunch.bsky.social
And if I tried and failed, at least I suffered no fool
Notice Republicans never mention anything they are going to do that would help people. Just fraud fraud fraud. Demuth should worry about beating the mypillow guy instead of how she’s gonna go after Klobuchar lol. She said she wants Trumps endorsement, in Minnesota, a state he has lost 3 times!
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Notice Republicans never mention anything they are going to do that would help people. Just fraud fraud fraud. Demuth should worry about beating the mypillow guy instead of how she’s gonna go after Klobuchar lol. She said she wants Trumps endorsement, in Minnesota, a state he has lost 3 times!
Ah i see. I figured he would endorse Lander any way since they are pals, but doesn’t hurt his standing with voters to kiss the ring. Either way seems like a dumb idea!
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Ah i see. I figured he would endorse Lander any way since they are pals, but doesn’t hurt his standing with voters to kiss the ring. Either way seems like a dumb idea!
That’s what makes muzzling him in the campaign so crazy, his whole shtick is being a fiery and plain speaking midwestern lib! He is unapologetic and I will miss him
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
That’s what makes muzzling him in the campaign so crazy, his whole shtick is being a fiery and plain speaking midwestern lib! He is unapologetic and I will miss him
Who tf told him to say that he didn’t vote for Mamdani? Why would someone think it’s a good idea to admit that when you are being primaried and an endorsement from the mayor would actually help you?
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Who tf told him to say that he didn’t vote for Mamdani? Why would someone think it’s a good idea to admit that when you are being primaried and an endorsement from the mayor would actually help you?
Also why does the news never mention the fact that America has the highest rate of recreational drug use on Earth?
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Also why does the news never mention the fact that America has the highest rate of recreational drug use on Earth?
Imagine how week this fools chin is. He’s had that stupid beard his entire career
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Imagine how week this fools chin is. He’s had that stupid beard his entire career
Fun Fact: Tony Dokoupil got an adult circumcision.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Fun Fact: Tony Dokoupil got an adult circumcision.
You aren’t naive and I’m pretty sure it is illegal to sell tickets for greater than face value on the street but not on Ticketmaster. If they just passed a law saying you can’t sell it for more than you paid then ticket prices would significantly decrease almost instantly, but then less “sell outs”
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
You aren’t naive and I’m pretty sure it is illegal to sell tickets for greater than face value on the street but not on Ticketmaster. If they just passed a law saying you can’t sell it for more than you paid then ticket prices would significantly decrease almost instantly, but then less “sell outs”
I read this as “extremely white guy the 30s voice”
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I read this as “extremely white guy the 30s voice”
And thank god that the fascists taking over the US are incredibly incompetent and self serving. Only thing preventing full take over and repression.
January 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
And thank god that the fascists taking over the US are incredibly incompetent and self serving. Only thing preventing full take over and repression.
He was almost McCain’s running mate!
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
He was almost McCain’s running mate!
I don’t think that’s a smear against her, I think he’s saying it’ll be tough for the GOP. They were running a single issue race against Walz so far, “fraud”. They’ll need to go back to the drawing board if Klobuchar is the candidate
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I don’t think that’s a smear against her, I think he’s saying it’ll be tough for the GOP. They were running a single issue race against Walz so far, “fraud”. They’ll need to go back to the drawing board if Klobuchar is the candidate
Whenever I feel hopeless with the state of the DNC, I just look at our friends in the UK and see it could be so much worse. Keir Starmer may be the worst head of state in the entire world, not even an exaggeration. I honestly don’t know where he stands on any issue
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Whenever I feel hopeless with the state of the DNC, I just look at our friends in the UK and see it could be so much worse. Keir Starmer may be the worst head of state in the entire world, not even an exaggeration. I honestly don’t know where he stands on any issue
As much as leftist (myself included) aren’t thrilled, she is the most popular politician in the state and is completely disconnected from the scandal. It’s smart of her to replace Walz, just wish he wouldn’t have ran in the first place.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
As much as leftist (myself included) aren’t thrilled, she is the most popular politician in the state and is completely disconnected from the scandal. It’s smart of her to replace Walz, just wish he wouldn’t have ran in the first place.
Eh, he probably shouldn’t have ran in the first place. The fraud issue was already an albatross around his neck since his last election. There wasn’t a ton of enthusiasm for a 3rd term
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Eh, he probably shouldn’t have ran in the first place. The fraud issue was already an albatross around his neck since his last election. There wasn’t a ton of enthusiasm for a 3rd term
He shouldn’t have ran in the first place. The fraud issue was always going to be an albatross.
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
He shouldn’t have ran in the first place. The fraud issue was always going to be an albatross.
He threatened to annex your country on multiple occasions this year you fucking dolt!
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
He threatened to annex your country on multiple occasions this year you fucking dolt!
Well I hope Trump doesn’t declare your next election illegitimate and depose you over it
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Well I hope Trump doesn’t declare your next election illegitimate and depose you over it
Was waiting for Chuck Schumer to drop something like this. Pretty much exactly how I thought they would frame it. We are fucking cooked
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Was waiting for Chuck Schumer to drop something like this. Pretty much exactly how I thought they would frame it. We are fucking cooked
As a former 5th grader who half ass rushed his way through his science project at the last minute, I must tip my cap
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
As a former 5th grader who half ass rushed his way through his science project at the last minute, I must tip my cap
Isn’t using the phrase “for God’s sake” in that context taking the lords name in vain?
January 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Isn’t using the phrase “for God’s sake” in that context taking the lords name in vain?
* Don’t say Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs to suck his own d*ck
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
* Don’t say Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs to suck his own d*ck
* Don’t say that Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could suck his own dick
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
* Don’t say that Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could suck his own dick
Guardian headline tomorrow: Israel accuses Mamdani of antisemitism on second day in office.
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Guardian headline tomorrow: Israel accuses Mamdani of antisemitism on second day in office.