Elong Munch
@elongmunch.bsky.social
And if I tried and failed, at least I suffered no fool
It’s not $3 but cooking at home is definitely cheaper than eating out and most likely better for you
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It’s not $3 but cooking at home is definitely cheaper than eating out and most likely better for you
This is actually what the song Stinkfist was written about
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This is actually what the song Stinkfist was written about
Which hole does he think it comes out of?
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Which hole does he think it comes out of?
You could release a statement that doesn’t infantilize your constituents understandable anger
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
You could release a statement that doesn’t infantilize your constituents understandable anger
My man is so pissed, he had to leave his cushy home in Elk River to let his voice be heard
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
My man is so pissed, he had to leave his cushy home in Elk River to let his voice be heard
Nisswa has less that 2000 people in it and is closer to the border than it is to Minneapolis. If every single one of them voted for Republicans (probably close to reality) it would have zero impact on any election. People in out state Minnesota hate it but they are essentially irrelevant voters
January 15, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Nisswa has less that 2000 people in it and is closer to the border than it is to Minneapolis. If every single one of them voted for Republicans (probably close to reality) it would have zero impact on any election. People in out state Minnesota hate it but they are essentially irrelevant voters
No one and I mean no one in the Twin Cities gives a single fuck what anyone thinks in Nisswa thinks. Might as well ask a Martian what they think about Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
No one and I mean no one in the Twin Cities gives a single fuck what anyone thinks in Nisswa thinks. Might as well ask a Martian what they think about Minneapolis
And this is what happens when you hire a partisan hack opinion columnist as your editor. Might as well just have Karoline Leavitt host CBS evening news. Blocked!
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
And this is what happens when you hire a partisan hack opinion columnist as your editor. Might as well just have Karoline Leavitt host CBS evening news. Blocked!
Do you know how many people would be signing up if they paid 200k a year?! This guy makes 60 tops
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Do you know how many people would be signing up if they paid 200k a year?! This guy makes 60 tops
There’s a weird kind of smugness in the way Will Cain talks, as if he wasn’t a D-tier espn host turned D-tier Fox News host
January 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
There’s a weird kind of smugness in the way Will Cain talks, as if he wasn’t a D-tier espn host turned D-tier Fox News host
Yeah, people who are saying they’ll just replace them with a loyalist are correct. However, that’s not necessarily a bad thing since these loyalists are morons and what the admin is doing in Minnesota is probably not lawful
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Yeah, people who are saying they’ll just replace them with a loyalist are correct. However, that’s not necessarily a bad thing since these loyalists are morons and what the admin is doing in Minnesota is probably not lawful
Resigning because he was told to lie to the public by saying there was $9 billion worth of fraud in Minnesota and has proven none of it?
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Resigning because he was told to lie to the public by saying there was $9 billion worth of fraud in Minnesota and has proven none of it?
Wudduyumean by da wurbelelaven?
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Wudduyumean by da wurbelelaven?
For real! Hasn’t been seen since Friday, I believe. Did he have a vacation planned or something?
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
For real! Hasn’t been seen since Friday, I believe. Did he have a vacation planned or something?
This is what every American is talking about right now Bari
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This is what every American is talking about right now Bari
Just resign you pussy
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Just resign you pussy
“Censorship is when I can’t say racial slurs or generate CSAM on demand”. Elon Musk and all republicans are pedos until proven otherwise
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
“Censorship is when I can’t say racial slurs or generate CSAM on demand”. Elon Musk and all republicans are pedos until proven otherwise
It’s your civic duty to spit in his face if you happen upon him in public
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It’s your civic duty to spit in his face if you happen upon him in public
Greg Gutfield has got to be the most pathetic hack of all time. Unfunny, soft skinned douchebag. All these fascists are the same. No one liked them in high school and they take it out on the rest of us
January 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Greg Gutfield has got to be the most pathetic hack of all time. Unfunny, soft skinned douchebag. All these fascists are the same. No one liked them in high school and they take it out on the rest of us
Guy holding a don’t tread on me flag with a bunch of jack booted thugs lining up behind him is really a sight
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Guy holding a don’t tread on me flag with a bunch of jack booted thugs lining up behind him is really a sight