I'm not celebrating President's Day until 2029 at the earliest

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM REFUSES TO RULE OUT DETAINING WOMEN, CHILDREN AT GUANTANAMO BAY AS PART OF DEPORTATION SWEEP — MEET THE PRESS

I had the sweetest dream last night. I was driving on the LIE and there was Donald Trump in a red jumpsuit, picking up trash beside the highway.

A reminder: in the past, when a singer's mic cut out during the U.S. National Anthem at a hockey game in Canada, the entire arena stepped in, singing every single word of the Star Spangled Banner together.

Tonight, thanks to Trump, Canada is booing during the National Anthem.

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Canadian MP Chrystia Freeland: "If Donald Trump slaps 25% tariffs on Canadian goods, we must hit back—dollar for dollar—starting with 100% tariffs on all Tesla vehicles and U.S. wine, beer, and spirits. We must protect Canadian workers and businesses."

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NEW STATEMENT FROM NOVA SCOTIA PREMIER TIM HOUSTON ON RETALIATION TO TRUMP TARIFFS:

- Nova Scotia to limit business with U.S.

- Double tolls for commercial vehicles from the United States, effective February 3 at Cobequid Pass

- Remove all U.S. alcohol from shelves effective February 4.

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

These plane crashes are 100% devastating. And the administration that cut FAA safety policies and fired FAA officials only days ago, should totally be held responsible.

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.