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Dylan Slemp 🇵🇸
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Human bean who loves films (he/him)
Film Critic
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A true champion. The Glizzy Gobbler. The GOAT. One of the greatest athletes of all time. Joey Chestnut.

#NathansHotDogEatingContest #NathansHotDogs #JoeyChestnut
July 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest is the only thing to celebrate today, and the GOAT Joey Chestnut.

#NathansHotDogEatingContest #JoeyChestnut
July 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m devastated and at a loss for words.

Brian Wilson, one of the greatest composers and musicians ever (and one of my heroes), has passed away. Here is a groundbreaking song from him, All I Wanna Do, a precursor to dream pop — drowned in a harmonious production.

Brian Wilson forever.
#BrianWilson
June 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
twenty-three 🎂
June 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
KENDRICK DROPPED A NEW ALBUM
November 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
God, that was painful to watch. That was a downright depressing bout. It just felt like elder abuse in the end.

I wanted to see Mike Tyson knock Jake Paul’s lights out, and all we got was a sad match that was shown to hundreds of millions.
November 16, 2024 at 6:04 AM
That was painful to watch.
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 AM
It’s finally time for the Main Event!
November 16, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Why the fuck is Jake Paul coming out to In the Air Tonight……..

I need Mike to knock his ass out.
November 16, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Ready to witness Tyson pull another Evander Holyfield tonight. I need Paul’s ear bitten off.

I need Jake Paul to suffer so much. I want him to end up with a one-way trip to a hospital.
November 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
somehow I don’t miserable on a social media app for once
November 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM