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The Elongated Muskrat
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unfortunately my parents are qultists so i do know what im talking about.

i talk about trauma, healing, books, and hating my mum.
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it’s so great when the baby keeps looking over her shoulder at the darkness beyond the empty doorframe and crying. it’s so cool when she looks back at me with a terrified expression silently begging me to help. thank you for doing this at night
March 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
what doesn't kill you texts you 18 months later at 2am with "u up? 😏"
March 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
watching my friends get sober and healthy is the funniest (but most wholesome) thing

"I need to have my iced mocha latte with almond milk and organic smoothie bowls every morning"

bitch you still have your emotional support crack pipe.
March 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Stop forcing kids to have relationships with emotionally abusive family members. You're not teaching them "family first" you're teaching them regardless of how someone treats them they're suppose to love them unconditionally and that's not a good lesson.
March 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Is Elon Musk still trying to cover up that discovery that he once was a diaper-fur and tried to get into the Bay Area diaper-fur community?
February 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Elon Musk is that guy in school who you used to beat up because he kept being weird and making gross comments, but grew up to be incredibly rich and powerful but still makes the same comments.

All I'm saying is bullying needs to come back in a much stronger force.
February 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my boobs hurt

my back hurts

my uterus hurts

my brain hurts
February 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"it's empowering to know where you are in your cycle"

ma'am I'm luteal as fuck right now and I'm going to scratch the skin off of my body and pull my eyes out.

#pmdd
February 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I met my younger self for coffee.
She asked how old I am.
I said 31.
She told me she didn't think we'd live this long.
February 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
my therapist just said my nervous system doesn't know the difference between stress and normal day to day activities and it explains a lot really lmfao
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
So glad we beat the deep state by electing Trump so that our country isn't run by mega-billionaires who just want more money and power ❤️❤️❤️
February 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
does everyone hate me or do they have lives outside of me and my fear of intense abandonment
February 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
i am horny and incredibly upset and annoyed. it's a strange combination. i do not recommend it.
February 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
born to be a hater. forced to be empathetic and see from others perspectives due to my desire to not be homeless.
February 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
dear whoever cancelled the 2pm appt with my therapist tomorrow:

i hope you're okay but thank you
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
can someone please let me know what drake says when he realises a song calling him a certified paedophile got five grammys
February 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
ceremonials by florence and the machine is a very good album
February 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
my favourite conspiracy is the one where addison rae is a conservative psyop to impede lgbt+ progress by stopping gay people from being seen as tastemakers in society
January 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
you're a white male between the ages of 18-35 who uses /lit/, uses racial slurs while playing call of duty with your friends, and won't let anyone touch your hard drive (it's full of illegal shit)
January 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
it will never cease to amuse me that my mother says she's a hashtag gazillionaire and yet begging for Bitcoin on xhitter heh
January 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
don't kill yourself leon!! don't do it!
January 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
elon musk gets a lot of hate for being a piece of shit

but it's not enough. we gotta do better
January 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I would like to remind you all that when you block me it becomes much more difficult to educate me and correct my foul behavior . Thank you
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i fuckin hate twitter
January 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM