Breaking news: centaur's legs fell asleep. Situation unprecented. One down several injured (from laughing) - no but seriously what are centaurs even supposed to do about this. He can't stand up and you're laughing.

"you know there's no mechanism in the universe that just dispenses kindness, right?" asked the hell horse.

"that's wrong," said the boy, "isn't kindness everywhere, like the weather?"
"don't be so 🤬 stupid," said the horse, "that would make us the only people in the world who never get any weather"

"and what if I open up to others, and show them my true self?" the boy asked.

"people will hate you instantly," said the hell horse, "because you are weird and annoying."

"I won't do that, then," said the boy.

"No, you should," said the hell horse. "Don't you know that they hate you already?"

"Nothing beats violence," said the hell horse. "That's why it's so effective."

"Can violence be stopped, though?" asked the boy.

"sure," said the hell horse. "by stopping it."

"Sometimes I feel like forgiveness and patience belong to everyone but me," said the boy.

"of course you fucking do," said the hell horse, "you're weird and queer and not STUPID. of course you notice that."

"what should I do, then?"

"beat them," said the hell horse.

"And what have you learned?" said the hell horse.

"that nobody is coming to rescue me," said the boy.

"well, fuck that shit," said the hell horse, "Go on the attack."

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my better self @ my impulses

I have been drawing Killie the Jockey OC a lot lately, and as a result my camera roll is inadvertently full of reaction images www.tumblr.com/elodieunderg...

I’ve written something very silly on tumblr for a @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social prompt - always fun to do a slice of original fiction www.tumblr.com/elodieunderg...

Look at the hundreds of millions of views these YouTube videos about “eldertubbies lore” get. Now imagine making a YouTube video promising to do a deep dive into internet lore that ignores the very findable, perfectly legible, vira 2017 tumblr post that started it.

The guy fully believes that this is his full intellectual property! He said it was nothing to do with me: drawing BBC characters, keeping their names, using someone else’s popular idea and many other people’s character designs is rendered through alchemy into… a completely original product. To sell.

The r/tumblr post included full character sheets. An artist who was previously known for drawing edgy Garfield comics produced a drawing of adult Teletubbies inspired by it. In his first post he does actually note this, although he credits R/tumblr with the “inspiration”