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Elocin17
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Extrovert. Gatherer of Introverts.
Walking into work today and came across two gents politely passing out bibles. I wanted to take one and chuck it into trafffic.

I also wanted to look them ded in the face and ask “weren’t you supposed to get Raptured yesterday?

But I DIDN’T. Cuz I’m nice! Damn it.
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Nails for the weekend!!! Just me bucking “seasonal” trends cuz I wear what I want when the mood strikes.

Cutie spring flowers by Natalia @sojunights.certifiednoonas.com
September 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Woodz is following Alanis Morrisette’s path of creating music that can physically expel negative emotions.
September 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The sparkle on these is luminous!!!
Last night at OneUs concert in Detroit. My beautiful nails by @sojunights.certifiednoonas.com were a perfect unintentional match!!!
August 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Last night at OneUs concert in Detroit. My beautiful nails by @sojunights.certifiednoonas.com were a perfect unintentional match!!!
August 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Remember this? Yeah....so....

It's been torrential downpour raining here, so my basement keeps flooding. It's not horrible. It'll need to be fixed, but that's for future Kinnunen corp CEO to deal with - next year.
Just so everyone is aware. Right now, I have managed to spin all the plates and they are spinning for this one singular moment in time at a nice steady even beautiful pace.

Yet, disaster is amok, and there are several things lurking in the shadows. BUT the plates are spinning and I am satisfied.
July 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just so everyone is aware. Right now, I have managed to spin all the plates and they are spinning for this one singular moment in time at a nice steady even beautiful pace.

Yet, disaster is amok, and there are several things lurking in the shadows. BUT the plates are spinning and I am satisfied.
July 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Considering pooling my neighborhood and floating the idea of getting out own cow. With beef prices at ludicrous prices, it would probably be worth it.

And you know, I have the gut feeling that the only reason the prices are so ridiculous is because they want them to be.
July 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You know, if you call center is getting a lot of angry customer feedback, it might be because your phone tree is so bat shit crazy and frustrating that your customers are beyond aggravated by the time they've reached an actual person.

I wasn't pissed when I started this call.
July 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Okay... interesting. Proof of past me on the cusp of the Kpop world. In her defense, 2012 was leading into the worst years of my life. So... I just needed a bit more time.
July 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Enjoyed Petite High Tea at Lily’s and Elise with my girl friends. Great food, amazing tea. Got to dress up and used the perfect #JaeYoon #SF9 nails from @sojunights.certifiednoonas.com
July 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Tonight!!
📅 Mark your calendars for this *Tuesday*, July 1st at 8pm EST for our Coming Up in July livestream!

The Noonas are back with their monthly livestream letting you know what #AsianDramas & #kpop comebacks to look forward to next month!

Set a reminder here:
www.youtube.com/live/mceCeVy...

#kdrama
July 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I can NOT believe the BULLSHIT I'm overhearing. She is lamenting that her adult child has signed up for organ donation.

"That is a part of me and daddy you are giving up. I am vehemently against you doing this. People should just accept that their time has come, who are we to stand in the way"
July 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If there is one sport I hate IDing, it’s football. Not because any other reason than it’s a mind game. If you have more than one athlete wearing the same number PLEASE put his name on the front side also.
June 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Seventeen's "Ode to PitBabe" -Anyone- does not get enough appreciation.

youtu.be/jjCBYlzwaY8?...
[SPECIAL VIDEO] SEVENTEEN(세븐틴) - Anyone
YouTube video by SEVENTEEN
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Certified BL Roundup 2025
bit.ly/4mXJOy4

It's June which means Natalia brings you & the Noonas her list of BL dramas she watched last year spanning all sorts of genres & all manner of quality & she tells you about the ones she recommends

Listen at the link⬆️ & on your fav platforms
#Podcast
#ThaiBL
June 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If your wanting to check out the latest ranking of quality shows from @sojunights.certifiednoonas.com, this podcast is for you!!!

FYI... #TheHeartKillers... very important tidbit... based on Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew".
And for all those who prefer Youtube and video for their podcast experience, we do that too!

youtu.be/IuJEfDfqi84
Certified BL Review 2025 - Asian Drama Podcast
YouTube video by Certified Noonas
youtu.be
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The absolute solid temper tantrum I just had over someone’s post about BotsPlanet II and featuring members of MCND and labeling them as “former”. Excuse me???!!! Buy a fucking clue puh-lease. #KPop
a woman in a red and white shirt says she needs to calm down .
ALT: a woman in a red and white shirt says she needs to calm down .
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This weekend I had the best time with my dear friend Andrea. A last Huzzah before she returns to Germany.

OneOKRock concert at the Aragon Ballroom, shopping at HMart and a spa day at King Spa Chicago.

A fantastic weekend, not a goodbye, but just a see you again.
June 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Starting a new junk journal. The moment I laid my eyes on this sticker from @sojunights.certifiednoonas.com I knew how I was going to use it. #KinnPorche #Tonkkun #TongThk
Yes. I know the difference between Koi and Gold fish.
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Coming soon, the Kinnunen Corp CEO will be debuting some fancy nails for Pride. sojunails.art?p=261
Make some Pastel BL Rainbow Nails! – SojuNails
sojunails.art
May 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Finished #TopForm yesterday. What a perfect series, with phenomenal storytelling. Well written, directed, and committed acting.
May 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’ve worked in customer service my whole life. I am well aware of how to return something and am a rule follower.

Today I had a return, but no box. I knew it was a 50/50 shot. When the clerk tried to deny me, I pushed back with “it doesn’t say I had to have it”. I wasn’t an ass, but persisted.
May 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Emp#2 asked me this morning why guys like golf, as a hobby. And I thought for a moment, and likened it to crafting, as a hobby. You can do it alone, or with people. It's one goal with several objectives enjoyed independently at your pace. You don't have to be great at it. Relaxing, but active.
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I have discovered that I can add cover images to my tasks in Asana. Do you know what that means? It means I'mma have a new place to put "wallpapers".

This week:
May 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM