Harvey Guillén’s Tether(the funny one)
@elobr91.bsky.social
Just a big fat guy with a cute face and an awful sense of humor
-Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’m (mostly)friendly🤙🏼
Cooking/Art/Horticulture🪴/Horror Movies 👻/Music/Dog Daddy(x3)👨🏻🐶/ 33 /Happily Taken💍/🇲🇽
Very much queer/gay 🏳️🌈
MDNI🔞
Occasionally NSFW!!
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🍉
-Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’m (mostly)friendly🤙🏼
Cooking/Art/Horticulture🪴/Horror Movies 👻/Music/Dog Daddy(x3)👨🏻🐶/ 33 /Happily Taken💍/🇲🇽
Very much queer/gay 🏳️🌈
MDNI🔞
Occasionally NSFW!!
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🍉
May have eaten a bit too much this year 😵💫😵💫😮💨😮💨
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
May have eaten a bit too much this year 😵💫😵💫😮💨😮💨
Me immediately after 5pm on Thursday
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me immediately after 5pm on Thursday
🏥 🏥 🏥
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
🏥 🏥 🏥
Nearly a week in the bag at el nuevo chamba 🤌🏼
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Nearly a week in the bag at el nuevo chamba 🤌🏼
First day at this new job!
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
First day at this new job!
Still alive, hope y’all are enjoying your Sunday🙌🏼
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Still alive, hope y’all are enjoying your Sunday🙌🏼
My brain immediately when someone says “it has come to my attention-”
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My brain immediately when someone says “it has come to my attention-”
Started taking photos like a señora, so I will be addressed as ‘Comadre’ from now on
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Started taking photos like a señora, so I will be addressed as ‘Comadre’ from now on
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
October 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
In an effort to unplug I dug up my old iPod classic, and she STILL WORKS!!
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
In an effort to unplug I dug up my old iPod classic, and she STILL WORKS!!
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀
Midway through October 🎃
October 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Midway through October 🎃
Oh, and don’t forget:
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh, and don’t forget:
This weeks loaf looking a little TOO used and abused—
October 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This weeks loaf looking a little TOO used and abused—
Her little wingettes tucked away 🥲
September 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Her little wingettes tucked away 🥲
Cooler weather on the horizon, I can taste it almost—
September 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cooler weather on the horizon, I can taste it almost—
No more bear face, PLEASE! Smile with your whole mouth!
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No more bear face, PLEASE! Smile with your whole mouth!
A lil sumn for you feet ppl🤙🏼
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A lil sumn for you feet ppl🤙🏼
Going out during a school night in your 30s is a death sentence, I’m still recovering
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Going out during a school night in your 30s is a death sentence, I’m still recovering
Sept 1st activities 🎃
September 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sept 1st activities 🎃
The 1st is tomorrow—
August 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The 1st is tomorrow—
Reminder that this face card doesn’t always get pulled out, but there’s always funds when it’s used💅🏼
w/ @jaylewis2.bsky.social
w/ @jaylewis2.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reminder that this face card doesn’t always get pulled out, but there’s always funds when it’s used💅🏼
w/ @jaylewis2.bsky.social
w/ @jaylewis2.bsky.social
post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings
August 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings
Little Sunday night viewing 🧟
August 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Little Sunday night viewing 🧟
Forehead for days
August 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Forehead for days