Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day — theonion.com/entitled-chi...
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expe...
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June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day — theonion.com/entitled-chi...
No Kings - Lexington, KY 6/14/25. Proud of my city for the great turnout and enthusiasm. #nokings #LexingtonKY
June 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
No Kings - Lexington, KY 6/14/25. Proud of my city for the great turnout and enthusiasm. #nokings #LexingtonKY
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns — theonion.com/jd-vance-rus...
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
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June 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns — theonion.com/jd-vance-rus...
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card — theonion.com/poll-finds-m...
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
WASHINGTON—According to the results of a new poll released Thursday by the Pew Research Center, the majority of Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. “Our research found that 7...
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May 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card — theonion.com/poll-finds-m...
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know — theonion.com/teen-warned-...
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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March 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know — theonion.com/teen-warned-...
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism — theonion.com/doj-designat...
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constitu...
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March 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism — theonion.com/doj-designat...