@elmofarnsworth.bsky.social
You can’t throw a stone in San Diego without hitting a Tesla. To be honest I missed a few but I hit most of them.
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
You can’t throw a stone in San Diego without hitting a Tesla. To be honest I missed a few but I hit most of them.
Hey MAGA —
No More Wars! Except for Venezuela.
America First! Except for Argentina.
Tariffs Work! Except they don’t.
The Economy is doing Great and you’re all better off? Except you’re not.
Congrats MAGA! You fucked yourselves, us and America.
No More Wars! Except for Venezuela.
America First! Except for Argentina.
Tariffs Work! Except they don’t.
The Economy is doing Great and you’re all better off? Except you’re not.
Congrats MAGA! You fucked yourselves, us and America.
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Hey MAGA —
No More Wars! Except for Venezuela.
America First! Except for Argentina.
Tariffs Work! Except they don’t.
The Economy is doing Great and you’re all better off? Except you’re not.
Congrats MAGA! You fucked yourselves, us and America.
No More Wars! Except for Venezuela.
America First! Except for Argentina.
Tariffs Work! Except they don’t.
The Economy is doing Great and you’re all better off? Except you’re not.
Congrats MAGA! You fucked yourselves, us and America.
He was sleeping when they urged him.
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
He was sleeping when they urged him.
Happy New Year everyone!
New Year’s Resolution — Say cheerio instead of goodbye.
New Year’s Resolution — Say cheerio instead of goodbye.
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Happy New Year everyone!
New Year’s Resolution — Say cheerio instead of goodbye.
New Year’s Resolution — Say cheerio instead of goodbye.
“It’s an implementation area, that’s where they implement.” Trump talking about a facility in Venezuela that was bombed.
“I have a dining room. That’s where I dine.” Me talking about a room in my house where I eat dinner.
“I have a dining room. That’s where I dine.” Me talking about a room in my house where I eat dinner.
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
“It’s an implementation area, that’s where they implement.” Trump talking about a facility in Venezuela that was bombed.
“I have a dining room. That’s where I dine.” Me talking about a room in my house where I eat dinner.
“I have a dining room. That’s where I dine.” Me talking about a room in my house where I eat dinner.
A number of Congressional Republicans can’t stand the heat and are getting out of the kitchen.
Buy-bye.
Buy-bye.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A number of Congressional Republicans can’t stand the heat and are getting out of the kitchen.
Buy-bye.
Buy-bye.
Humpty Trumpty is sitting on a wall,
Humpty Trumpty is gonna have a great fall;
All MAGA loyalists and all MAGA sycophants
Won’t be able to put Trumpty back together again.
Humpty Trumpty is gonna have a great fall;
All MAGA loyalists and all MAGA sycophants
Won’t be able to put Trumpty back together again.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Humpty Trumpty is sitting on a wall,
Humpty Trumpty is gonna have a great fall;
All MAGA loyalists and all MAGA sycophants
Won’t be able to put Trumpty back together again.
Humpty Trumpty is gonna have a great fall;
All MAGA loyalists and all MAGA sycophants
Won’t be able to put Trumpty back together again.
In 2009 minimum wage was $7.25 an hour. Today $7.25 is still minimum wage in 20 states.
Musk makes between $24M and $71M an hour depending on Tesla and SpaceX stocks worth at any given hour.
Zuckerberg makes between $9.6M to $1B per hour depending on Meta’s stock worth at any given hour.
Musk makes between $24M and $71M an hour depending on Tesla and SpaceX stocks worth at any given hour.
Zuckerberg makes between $9.6M to $1B per hour depending on Meta’s stock worth at any given hour.
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
In 2009 minimum wage was $7.25 an hour. Today $7.25 is still minimum wage in 20 states.
Musk makes between $24M and $71M an hour depending on Tesla and SpaceX stocks worth at any given hour.
Zuckerberg makes between $9.6M to $1B per hour depending on Meta’s stock worth at any given hour.
Musk makes between $24M and $71M an hour depending on Tesla and SpaceX stocks worth at any given hour.
Zuckerberg makes between $9.6M to $1B per hour depending on Meta’s stock worth at any given hour.
Hey Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson
You’re a disgrace to Christians. Fake Christians, too. They pretend to be Christians. You don’t even try.
Insurance premiums going up? Fuck you.
Can’t afford rent? Fuck you. Ignore the teachings of Jesus? Fuck…oops
You’re screwed, man.
You’re a disgrace to Christians. Fake Christians, too. They pretend to be Christians. You don’t even try.
Insurance premiums going up? Fuck you.
Can’t afford rent? Fuck you. Ignore the teachings of Jesus? Fuck…oops
You’re screwed, man.
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson
You’re a disgrace to Christians. Fake Christians, too. They pretend to be Christians. You don’t even try.
Insurance premiums going up? Fuck you.
Can’t afford rent? Fuck you. Ignore the teachings of Jesus? Fuck…oops
You’re screwed, man.
You’re a disgrace to Christians. Fake Christians, too. They pretend to be Christians. You don’t even try.
Insurance premiums going up? Fuck you.
Can’t afford rent? Fuck you. Ignore the teachings of Jesus? Fuck…oops
You’re screwed, man.
Hey MAGA —
One of the 92 Epstein photos released shows Clinton standing next to Maxwell and Epstein. Another shows Larry Summers on a plane with a woman and Woody Allen. Clinton and Summers are Democrats. So much for Democrats taking all the Democrats out of the files.
Oops.
One of the 92 Epstein photos released shows Clinton standing next to Maxwell and Epstein. Another shows Larry Summers on a plane with a woman and Woody Allen. Clinton and Summers are Democrats. So much for Democrats taking all the Democrats out of the files.
Oops.
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey MAGA —
One of the 92 Epstein photos released shows Clinton standing next to Maxwell and Epstein. Another shows Larry Summers on a plane with a woman and Woody Allen. Clinton and Summers are Democrats. So much for Democrats taking all the Democrats out of the files.
Oops.
One of the 92 Epstein photos released shows Clinton standing next to Maxwell and Epstein. Another shows Larry Summers on a plane with a woman and Woody Allen. Clinton and Summers are Democrats. So much for Democrats taking all the Democrats out of the files.
Oops.
Breaking: The American Medical Association has changed the name of the Epstein-Barr virus to Not-A-Pedophile-Barr virus.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Breaking: The American Medical Association has changed the name of the Epstein-Barr virus to Not-A-Pedophile-Barr virus.
Chief Justice John Roberts’ legacy — Trump ass dweller.
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Chief Justice John Roberts’ legacy — Trump ass dweller.
Something’s happening - A nonpartisan investigation into the Double Tap incident. Great! Where were those cowardly motherfuckers 3 months ago, 5 months, 9? 1/2
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Something’s happening - A nonpartisan investigation into the Double Tap incident. Great! Where were those cowardly motherfuckers 3 months ago, 5 months, 9? 1/2
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
Release the Epstein files
Release the war crime footage
The Supreme Court is still corrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Supreme Court is still corrupt.
Hey MAGA —
Pete Hegseth may end up in Leavenworth. Who’s going to Kansas to visit him?
Sincerely,
People who don’t commit war crimes
Pete Hegseth may end up in Leavenworth. Who’s going to Kansas to visit him?
Sincerely,
People who don’t commit war crimes
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hey MAGA —
Pete Hegseth may end up in Leavenworth. Who’s going to Kansas to visit him?
Sincerely,
People who don’t commit war crimes
Pete Hegseth may end up in Leavenworth. Who’s going to Kansas to visit him?
Sincerely,
People who don’t commit war crimes
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed a war crime
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
Pete Hegseth committed murder
The clowns in this administration are so far over their heads red noses are washing up on shore.
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The clowns in this administration are so far over their heads red noses are washing up on shore.
Re Trump and Mamdani meeting —
Imagine this:
1 Trump is mad because Republicans voted to release the files.
2 Stephan Miller et al tell Trump what he must do to fix it
3 In his withering brain Trump goes full paranoid Queeg.
4 He decides to burn the GOP down.
I wish.
Imagine this:
1 Trump is mad because Republicans voted to release the files.
2 Stephan Miller et al tell Trump what he must do to fix it
3 In his withering brain Trump goes full paranoid Queeg.
4 He decides to burn the GOP down.
I wish.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Re Trump and Mamdani meeting —
Imagine this:
1 Trump is mad because Republicans voted to release the files.
2 Stephan Miller et al tell Trump what he must do to fix it
3 In his withering brain Trump goes full paranoid Queeg.
4 He decides to burn the GOP down.
I wish.
Imagine this:
1 Trump is mad because Republicans voted to release the files.
2 Stephan Miller et al tell Trump what he must do to fix it
3 In his withering brain Trump goes full paranoid Queeg.
4 He decides to burn the GOP down.
I wish.
In entertainment news Geraldo Rivera will host a new program called The Mystery of Jeffery Epstein’s Vaults. If he finds an empty mayonnaise jar in an otherwise empty vault I’m gonna be pissed.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
In entertainment news Geraldo Rivera will host a new program called The Mystery of Jeffery Epstein’s Vaults. If he finds an empty mayonnaise jar in an otherwise empty vault I’m gonna be pissed.
How much do you think Trump’s going to pocket if he sells F-35s to Saudi Arabia? 10%, 20, 30?
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How much do you think Trump’s going to pocket if he sells F-35s to Saudi Arabia? 10%, 20, 30?
Hey MAGA —
ICE arrested 21 people peacefully protesting - as is their constitutional right - outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago. One of them was Michael Woolf a minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston. Not very legal of them, not very Christian of them.
ICE arrested 21 people peacefully protesting - as is their constitutional right - outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago. One of them was Michael Woolf a minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston. Not very legal of them, not very Christian of them.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey MAGA —
ICE arrested 21 people peacefully protesting - as is their constitutional right - outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago. One of them was Michael Woolf a minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston. Not very legal of them, not very Christian of them.
ICE arrested 21 people peacefully protesting - as is their constitutional right - outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago. One of them was Michael Woolf a minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston. Not very legal of them, not very Christian of them.
Hey MAGA —
The email dump, shite that looks bad. I’m all for getting to the bottom of this clusterfuck. So was Charlie Kirk. He wanted it all to come to light asap.
The email dump, shite that looks bad. I’m all for getting to the bottom of this clusterfuck. So was Charlie Kirk. He wanted it all to come to light asap.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hey MAGA —
The email dump, shite that looks bad. I’m all for getting to the bottom of this clusterfuck. So was Charlie Kirk. He wanted it all to come to light asap.
The email dump, shite that looks bad. I’m all for getting to the bottom of this clusterfuck. So was Charlie Kirk. He wanted it all to come to light asap.
There are probably a lot of people shitting bricks up on Capitol Hill. It’s too bad Americans are flushing their toilets “10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”
I bet it’s pretty messy up there.
I bet it’s pretty messy up there.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There are probably a lot of people shitting bricks up on Capitol Hill. It’s too bad Americans are flushing their toilets “10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”
I bet it’s pretty messy up there.
I bet it’s pretty messy up there.
Hey MAGA —
All signs point to Donald Trump fucking young girls sex trafficked by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Suppose your daughter was a victim, what'd you do?
Don’t get all what abouty, all of them should go to prison, Republicans and Democrats.
What do you think?
Best,
Antipedo
All signs point to Donald Trump fucking young girls sex trafficked by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Suppose your daughter was a victim, what'd you do?
Don’t get all what abouty, all of them should go to prison, Republicans and Democrats.
What do you think?
Best,
Antipedo
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hey MAGA —
All signs point to Donald Trump fucking young girls sex trafficked by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Suppose your daughter was a victim, what'd you do?
Don’t get all what abouty, all of them should go to prison, Republicans and Democrats.
What do you think?
Best,
Antipedo
All signs point to Donald Trump fucking young girls sex trafficked by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Suppose your daughter was a victim, what'd you do?
Don’t get all what abouty, all of them should go to prison, Republicans and Democrats.
What do you think?
Best,
Antipedo