Happy Birthday Jesus

Told my friend i cried during the fireworks at disney cause it i knew it was a memory forever for me and my daughter. My friend then kiddingly asked “what?! Do you sit when you pee, too?” and I was like “what? why would you ask me that ? of course I do.”

I used to work out until my ex cheated on me with a chubby guy. Talk about lack of motivation.

why do people need a cause of death for people over 80 years old. “He died of pneumonia and heart complications”- no bitch, he was 94… that was enough. Let’s make room

Is this the only country in the world where its poor people are overweight? Genuinely asking.

I think women still having kids after 40 is ridiculous. Cause how you gonna take care of more than 40 kids?

Hey blueskyers(?). I am Jerry Diaz. and I do comedy. I was director and co-creator of comedy group “Room 28” and Creator and producer of “St. Sunday Comedy” I’m also co-host of comedy podcast “The Men on Pause”. Check them all out. Expecting a full report back.

There's some ugly kids in the world. Not everyone's picture belongs on the fridge, know what I'm saying

So far so good. Hi.