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elmaligno90.bsky.social
TheCrazyApe
@elmaligno90.bsky.social
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Only here for SweetestBrat/Clingy Princess everything else is just extra.

He/him

Just drifting through life trying to better my part of the world and make people laugh and smile
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Fucking dumbasses
chanda.blacksky.app Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · Feb 12
I see Chuck Grassley was unable to figure out how to screw the rest of the world without also screwing American farmers and now there's trouble in GOP paradise www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | Republicans Try to Save USAID Food Program
A new GOP bill proposes moving oversight of the $1.8 billion program to the Agriculture Department.
www.wsj.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
@nerdleen.bsky.social I want you to know you've been a big help in some of my darkest times. You've always been kind, funny, adorable and very beautiful. You've helped me so much and didn't know it. I am sorry for your pain and diagnosis but please know that You've made the world better.
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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whimsicalagony.bsky.social
I wanna be put to use…👉👈🥺
twisteddaddydom.bsky.social Twisted DaddyDom @twisteddaddydom.bsky.social · Dec 10
Show you what you were made for ⛓️🖤⛓️
December 10, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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n4tthebr4t.bsky.social
You're my most favorite garbage 😘
December 7, 2024 at 12:59 PM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
My minds telling me no but unfortunately I don't listen to anyone not even myself so here we are now
December 7, 2024 at 2:11 PM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
The worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a better way 😔
December 5, 2024 at 3:04 AM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
The smurfs built the pyramids

I said what I said
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 PM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
How to not swallow gum 101

Step 1: Don't swallow gum

Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk
November 30, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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mayraphotography.bsky.social
💯
November 28, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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adarkersideofsin.bsky.social
"Wow, you're so tall!"

Look if you want me to lift you up and bend you over my work bench just say so.
November 27, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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mcuriosity.bsky.social
Newest view of the Sombrero galaxy by JWST!
November 27, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 7:15 AM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
I've gotta work on Thanksgiving! Baloney!
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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bingowings14.bsky.social
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf
November 23, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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tobi-is-fab.bsky.social
i stopped petting my cat for 6 seconds and he bleated at me like a goat
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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yourcorruptbf.bsky.social
🖤
November 24, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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whimsicalagony.bsky.social
@badscion2.bsky.social 😏😏😏
November 24, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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yourcorruptbf.bsky.social
🖤
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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king of the jungle 👑
November 22, 2024 at 10:30 PM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
My cat came all the way from the other room to lay next to my ear and clean herself in the same spot for 20 mins now and she's still going....
November 23, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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weskrantz.bsky.social
good morning
November 22, 2024 at 10:39 PM
elmaligno90.bsky.social
We made it to Friday my dudes now just gotta do it for 38 more years until we retire...
November 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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D&D Combinatorics xkcd.com/3015
November 23, 2024 at 12:59 AM