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Jim Ellwanger
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Fan of pinball, radio jingles, passenger trains, and many other forms of recreation, communication, and transportation. He/him.
Isn’t there a bookstore at SFO? (An actual bookstore, not just Hudson News.) Good luck.
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ken Jennings and John Roderick did a podcast episode about it earlier this year: www.omnibusproject.com/episodes/the...
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Thing is, these days, if you're fancy enough* to get a bed on a plane, they give you pajamas!

*Or used tens of thousands of credit card points that you accumulated going back over a decade
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Fun fact: that movie is named after the fact that Conair brand hair dryers often sound like an airplane taking off.
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yeah, it's not really Artificial Intelligence. More like Artificial Regurgitation, or AR.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"I can no longer work for a government agency that is funded by everyone's tax dollars because I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of SOCIALISM."
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm honestly a little surprised you can buy ice scrapers at the Home Depot in Monrovia, California. (I guess it's not TOO far from mountains where such a thing might be occasionally useful.)
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Acoustic and violins" is Andrew Bird's stock in trade. He graduated from Northwestern the same year as me (but I didn't know him at all - I did take one class in the music school, but it was a little more basic than anything he would have needed!).
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Technically it's intended as an over-the-air subchannel. It's a sister channel to MeTV, which seems to know what they're doing with regard to broadcasting vintage programming.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Once upon a time, we were classy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42...
Colon Blow - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'd probably rewrite it as two sentences.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There's no tradition like a new tradition!
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Although it does mean that the most convenient place to get my car serviced is also the most expensive!
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hopefully you're not gonna pop!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_XE...
"I Wanna Pop!" - Shasta Soda Commercial
YouTube video by Shasta Sodas
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's a good thing the dealership for my car is in walking distance - I can just drop it off and walk home to wait without even going inside the main part of the building.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I think one could make an argument for Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis in Everything Everywhere All at Once playing different alternate-timeline versions of the same characters (depends on how "distinct" you think those are).
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Called "Melapelle"?
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I thought there was going to be a punchline to the "AI-animated old photos" sketch that the guy actually did have a Ken doll crotch, demonstrated by him being there in the retirement home.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is like when MCI had Joan Rivers and AT&T had Cliff Robertson. Dave Barry wrote in a column, "And what about Liz? Surely Liz has a phone company!"
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
November 13 was Garry Marshall's birthday - supposedly, he used it in that narration because he wanted his kids to be able to remember the date.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM