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ellocust.bsky.social
ellocust, but hungry
@ellocust.bsky.social
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He/Him. ACAB. The apocalypse will be means tested. Radicalized by the dishpit. Tongva land occupier. One day our skeets will be taught in a class on the fall of the American Empire (derogatory.)
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A twofer!
A group of three girls in the distance preparing for a ball to be thrown to them with text overlay on them that reads “random internet users just trying to be comedic,” and a girl labeled “Apollo” in the foreground about to throw a ball labeled “the gift of prophecy.” Tweet by @screaminbutcalm Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Tweet by screaminbutcalm that reads “Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Idiotic statement to “oh wow so many triggered people meme.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Oh whoops. I tried to reason when I should just, . .
A woman in a black and white dress with a huge GG belt buckle saying “block, block, block.”
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Sickos in the window meme, but Mr. Roger’s variant.
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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A cowboy with a gas pump asking the OP to stop embarrassing themselves at the “Dude Stop.”
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
ellocust.bsky.social
When you think that size matters.
Koalas have a 'smooth' brain. This means that they lack higher level recognition and understanding that many other animals have. If you gather a bunch of Eucalyptus leaves, which the koalas eat, and put them on a plate in front of the koala, the koala won't know what to do with them; they just sit there and gawk at it.
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I thought I had blocked all the “alt” government accounts, but one slipped through and now.
Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia holding his hand to his temple and saying “look at me. Psychological damage up to here.”
October 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I was never in debate with you. You have to value your opponents speech and opinions for that. And I clearly don’t. I have simply been mocking you for this entire time.
Two panel meme of a white chihuahua peeking one eye out around a car seat. Text reads “wanna hear a secret?” Next panel is the same chihuahua’s full face but their eyes are squinting. Text reads “u a bitch.”
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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A tweet by @screaminbutcalm that reads “Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
October 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Pig poop balls 2: the repoopening. A rearview of a pig with poop on his balls, but a different one, not the same one Jay has threatened to ban people over because I’m a good boy who follows the rules.
October 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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An orangutan flippin’ the frickin’ bird!
September 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Your entire presence on this site is basically just this.
Upper Soyjack with the text “idiotic statement” and then same stack beneath it with the text “oh wow, so many triggered people.”
September 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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post a random star trek image
The Tamarian captain Dathon, with overlay text that reads “Hitler in his bunker. The Soviets closing in.”
September 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
ellocust.bsky.social
I got a new idea for you.
A pig with shid on his ball.
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
An anime face swathed in bandages half turned to the viewer. From the neck down they are covered in a straw tatami and rest on one as well. The text reads “the world is cursed, but still, you find reasons to keep living.”
September 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Here is Kash Patel disassociating while Spencer Cox laments that the Nazi who killed Charlie Kirk wasn’t more like his parents.
Spencer Cock standing at a podium while Kash Patel stands awkwardly behind him staring off into the distance.
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Zohran Mamdani standing in an elevator saying “truly you need to stop” with a concerned look in his face. Possible because this Atlantic journalist keeps digging themselves deeper into a pit of bad faith statements defending a Nazi.
September 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Pig poop balls
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Cleaning out my meme folder. No connection to current events.
The YuGiOh (? I’m old. I never watched it) 4 panel meme of 1) a cockily smiling guy holding a card that says “don’t speak ill of the dead” 2) yugioh guy holding a card with a knowing smirk 3)the face of yugioh guy partially obscured by a card that says “don’t be a piece of shit while you are alive” 4) cocky guy being blown back from the power.
September 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Damn, this meme stays accurate.
A young girl holds a red ball ready to throw at three other young girls waiting to catch it. The three young girls are labeled “random Internet users just trying to be comedic,” the girl throwing is labeled “Apollo,” and the ball is labeled “the gift of prophecy.”
September 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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An orangutan flippin’ the frickin’ bird at the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board for normalizing fascism.
September 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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An orangutan flippin’ CNN the frickin’ bird for normalizing fascism.
September 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Here you go. Apropos of you stanning Newsom.
A maga (wearing the wrong color hat unfortunately, it should be a blue one) sporting a chest full of “fell for it again award” medals.
August 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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This u?
A picture of a koalas smooth brain, and a picture of a koala with the text “Koalas have a 'smooth' brain. This means that they lack higher level recognition and understanding that many other animals have. If you gather a bunch of Eucalyptus leaves, which the koalas eat, and put them on a plate in front of the koala, the koala won't know what to do with them; they just sit there.”
August 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM