Ellis Dee
@ellisdee.bsky.social
Nomad.
Wanna donate to the camper fund? --> $ellisdee812 All donations qualify prize entry-I will pick you up & we'll go camping on a 4 day weekend. There WILL be S'mores.
Wanna donate to the camper fund? --> $ellisdee812 All donations qualify prize entry-I will pick you up & we'll go camping on a 4 day weekend. There WILL be S'mores.
Anyway to speed that meteor up a bit?
February 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Anyway to speed that meteor up a bit?
Dad said I was a man the day I told my Mom she was full of shit.
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Dad said I was a man the day I told my Mom she was full of shit.
So if you didn't learn anything from Oprah and Dwayne quietly buying up Hawaii after it burned down, watch what happens when private equity buys up devastated land in California.
January 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So if you didn't learn anything from Oprah and Dwayne quietly buying up Hawaii after it burned down, watch what happens when private equity buys up devastated land in California.
Fuckin called it back in November shit was gonna get weird in January
January 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Fuckin called it back in November shit was gonna get weird in January
Other people's perception of you is an interpretation.
Just like Art.
Just like Art.
January 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Other people's perception of you is an interpretation.
Just like Art.
Just like Art.
Seems like the only thing the last year has taught me is that rapist seem to have all the fun.
November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Seems like the only thing the last year has taught me is that rapist seem to have all the fun.
I forgot about this app again.
Here is Jesus making biscuits
Here is Jesus making biscuits
November 6, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I forgot about this app again.
Here is Jesus making biscuits
Here is Jesus making biscuits
I forgot about this app.
February 5, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I forgot about this app.
Thing I loved about Reacher the guy just casually crushes cell phones with his hand
November 11, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Thing I loved about Reacher the guy just casually crushes cell phones with his hand
I've been eyeing high surfaces the same way Trump eye fucks Ivanka
November 8, 2023 at 3:27 PM
I've been eyeing high surfaces the same way Trump eye fucks Ivanka
"Suicide is for cowards" he said while sat drinking himself to death.
November 1, 2023 at 2:55 PM
"Suicide is for cowards" he said while sat drinking himself to death.
Hidden in the city is the element. And I am there too.
October 31, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Hidden in the city is the element. And I am there too.
Some people ask how a clock is made without being able to tell the time.
October 30, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Some people ask how a clock is made without being able to tell the time.
Loose lips have fallen on deaf ears
October 30, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Loose lips have fallen on deaf ears
I never understood why bulls chase red flags til about now.
October 30, 2023 at 6:10 PM
I never understood why bulls chase red flags til about now.
Whoever has the Jumanji board would ya mind playing a couple rounds with me?
Getting sucked into the game for 30 years doesn't like a bad idea right now.
Getting sucked into the game for 30 years doesn't like a bad idea right now.
October 26, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Whoever has the Jumanji board would ya mind playing a couple rounds with me?
Getting sucked into the game for 30 years doesn't like a bad idea right now.
Getting sucked into the game for 30 years doesn't like a bad idea right now.
I find it no coincidence the doomsday clock had no change in 2021 & 2022 but on January 24th 2023 it was moved to 90 seconds & the shit going on now happening when and how it is occuring
October 24, 2023 at 2:21 PM
I find it no coincidence the doomsday clock had no change in 2021 & 2022 but on January 24th 2023 it was moved to 90 seconds & the shit going on now happening when and how it is occuring
I think this is the year I'm gonna dress as a deer for Halloween so maybe someone will hit me with their car
October 19, 2023 at 10:29 AM
I think this is the year I'm gonna dress as a deer for Halloween so maybe someone will hit me with their car
I have a project due at EOD.
I haven't started yet.
It's 10:27am
And I just ate 50mg of gummies.
I haven't started yet.
It's 10:27am
And I just ate 50mg of gummies.
October 17, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I have a project due at EOD.
I haven't started yet.
It's 10:27am
And I just ate 50mg of gummies.
I haven't started yet.
It's 10:27am
And I just ate 50mg of gummies.
I wish I can pay my taxes the same way Trump "declassifies" top secret nuclear documents.
October 17, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I wish I can pay my taxes the same way Trump "declassifies" top secret nuclear documents.
What doesn't kill you makes you weirder at intimacy
October 10, 2023 at 12:52 AM
What doesn't kill you makes you weirder at intimacy
I have family members who didn't vote at all and side with Trump & I still refuse to speak to them.
October 6, 2023 at 3:23 PM
I have family members who didn't vote at all and side with Trump & I still refuse to speak to them.
There are people who I used to call a friend that voted for Trump back in 2016 & I still refuse to ever mention them again.
October 6, 2023 at 3:22 PM
There are people who I used to call a friend that voted for Trump back in 2016 & I still refuse to ever mention them again.