ellipse
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Retired happily married gay man living in the home of HAL9000, survivor of 43+ years of municipal code enforcement employment.
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The owner chases the panda, screaming about the waiter. “What the hell are you doing?!?!” the owner screams.
The panda says, “look up panda in the dictionary.”
So, the owner looks up panda in the dictionary: “Panda: a large bear-like mammal that eats bamboo shoots and leaves.”
The panda says, “look up panda in the dictionary.”
So, the owner looks up panda in the dictionary: “Panda: a large bear-like mammal that eats bamboo shoots and leaves.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The owner chases the panda, screaming about the waiter. “What the hell are you doing?!?!” the owner screams.
The panda says, “look up panda in the dictionary.”
So, the owner looks up panda in the dictionary: “Panda: a large bear-like mammal that eats bamboo shoots and leaves.”
The panda says, “look up panda in the dictionary.”
So, the owner looks up panda in the dictionary: “Panda: a large bear-like mammal that eats bamboo shoots and leaves.”