Wait, that wasn't an Onion story? It is so hard to tell parody from real life these days.

As the Sudetenland stayed with Germany.

Looks like the stock market.

It only makes sense if you are transactional in every relationship and judge trade relations as a score card with clear winners and losers. The opposite of what economics teaches.

We deleted our data and accounts. Thanks.

Every time I see one of his trucks, I think "Swastikar."