Elliott Rodgers
@elliottrodgers.bsky.social
Web Developer. Graphic Designer, LBK Amputee. Wheelchair dependent. Canal lover. Green Party supporter. Writer. Poet.
Speak English, bit French, bit German, Learning Italian on Duolingo
Speak English, bit French, bit German, Learning Italian on Duolingo
MHO.. Tell your wife in advance. Lots of people have sexual history. Some have more history than others.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
MHO.. Tell your wife in advance. Lots of people have sexual history. Some have more history than others.
Can only imagine reason due to breaking a rule about Secret Santa. For example spending too much on gift, no electrical items.
Maybe they'd complained about it previously and caused issues?
Maybe they'd complained about it previously and caused issues?
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Can only imagine reason due to breaking a rule about Secret Santa. For example spending too much on gift, no electrical items.
Maybe they'd complained about it previously and caused issues?
Maybe they'd complained about it previously and caused issues?
New tweet with correct link pinned to my profile.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
New tweet with correct link pinned to my profile.
Thanks for signing and pointing out duff link. Will make new tweet now.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Thanks for signing and pointing out duff link. Will make new tweet now.
Had about 11 years of suffering from original accident that broke my leg and amputation. Had complications that meant surgery last November and waiting for another surgery.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Had about 11 years of suffering from original accident that broke my leg and amputation. Had complications that meant surgery last November and waiting for another surgery.
Yes. In police parlance known as a Landshark. "They chase their prey and bite them"
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yes. In police parlance known as a Landshark. "They chase their prey and bite them"
Many years ago worked at company selling sweets from few decades ago. Customer called Claire Allcock who ordered Wham Bar (Order Code Wham 01) and Pokeomen Bar (Order Code Poke 91). Boss was looking for her order and called out "I need Allcock Wham one, Poke one" was giggling for ages"
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Many years ago worked at company selling sweets from few decades ago. Customer called Claire Allcock who ordered Wham Bar (Order Code Wham 01) and Pokeomen Bar (Order Code Poke 91). Boss was looking for her order and called out "I need Allcock Wham one, Poke one" was giggling for ages"
That's the power of a Landshark!
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That's the power of a Landshark!
Would be very handy!
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Would be very handy!
As a wheelchair dependent amputee; I approve of this 100%.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
As a wheelchair dependent amputee; I approve of this 100%.
Fire alarms in hotels and multi occupancy buildings usually show the location of a fire alarm. Even if it is just an LED above the door.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Fire alarms in hotels and multi occupancy buildings usually show the location of a fire alarm. Even if it is just an LED above the door.
See what you did there. 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
See what you did there. 🤣
So which is more socially unacceptable when alone. A self administered snot shower or having a dig and eating it?
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
So which is more socially unacceptable when alone. A self administered snot shower or having a dig and eating it?
That's snot good. At least if you eat it, not spreading viruses about!
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That's snot good. At least if you eat it, not spreading viruses about!
The Roast Fairy done a terrible job with that chicken! No Maillard reaction... Looks like it'll be a salmonella and campylobacter jejuni...
Noooo Sue....! Was just saying... 🔪🩸💀
Noooo Sue....! Was just saying... 🔪🩸💀
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Roast Fairy done a terrible job with that chicken! No Maillard reaction... Looks like it'll be a salmonella and campylobacter jejuni...
Noooo Sue....! Was just saying... 🔪🩸💀
Noooo Sue....! Was just saying... 🔪🩸💀
Gift that keeps on giving!
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Gift that keeps on giving!
🙄 Don't enourage them!
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🙄 Don't enourage them!
So you couldn't unblock hour monster turd when you did it but you could do it later...?
(Guessing property owner had no poo knife or poo scissors?)
(Guessing property owner had no poo knife or poo scissors?)
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So you couldn't unblock hour monster turd when you did it but you could do it later...?
(Guessing property owner had no poo knife or poo scissors?)
(Guessing property owner had no poo knife or poo scissors?)
They got a shit deal.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They got a shit deal.
Awww love this fess!
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Awww love this fess!