Elliott Parker
elliottparker76.bsky.social
Elliott Parker
@elliottparker76.bsky.social
Way left-liberal, just kicking’ it in PDX!
Tea with jam and bread with jam and bread. With jam and bread!!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happy pre-birthday! I love listening to you so very much! Thank you for making good rhetoric available to the hoi polloi! Warmest regards and thank you for brightening my day!
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
That is well-martial. All my thanks to you for sharing! (I can’t wipe the sloppy grin from my face for like the last 4 minutes!!!)
September 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This needs to be our battle-cry. It is so true and it resonates with a lot of people. Cruelty IS the point and it must, by my count, be assigned to a specific party. It IS the point, and let’s never forget that understanding which unites us, as well as the imperative that compels us. Get people out.
July 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Aw sheesh. That is gymnastic theater, that is. I love it ALL!!!!
June 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
That would s exactly it. This needs to become the progressive message because it is simple and so damned provable. Cruelty is the point. I ought to make a GD t-shirt with those three simple words. It is worth reiterating with legible cloth.
June 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hu h? The Constitution gets a “Mulligan”? What the ever f’ing F?
May 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Awww. I just love them. What good little tikkies!
April 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Oh no, that can’t be real. Say it isn’t really… is it? Not!
April 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Totally! I don’t know much about BlueSky, but
I would so upvote
Your comment—yesterday!
April 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
So solemn and so poignant.
April 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Wow! I love your thankfulness (no snark at all!). So good to hear!
April 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Me too! I can’t believe she’s back! I’m glad for her, and I hope she kicks some a**!
April 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I wish there was less truth in that than there is humor. Still made me fucking laugh, way too much!
April 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Thank you, Paula! I cannot say how much your humor has helped me do just that! Also, my neighbor’s dogs, big midnight howlers, help me too. (I’m away too many hours to be good for a fur-friend, but I used to work for the SPCA, so when I hear them, I think of you!) Muah! Yeah, had 8-9 cats/time, too😻
March 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Goddamned it! Speak of the Devil and he’s sure to hide your glasses again!

I couldn’t find them again this morning, and was almost late for work: found them on the banana hanger because I was doing dishes. I guess subconscious-Elliott likes to be a chameleon. 😤
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m so proud of you, Paula! You are putting your energy in the right places and I’m way jealous I can’t be there (Portland, OR, and class starts soon!) Much love!
March 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Are they on your hands? I can’t tell you how many hours I’ve spent looking for my glasses only to have them fall to the floor when I take off my shirt because they were on my head the whole time 😁
March 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh my gosh, I kept tapping the video clip just to make sure I wasn’t seeing the same thing over and over again. Then I was wondering if I have an undiagnosed cracked rib because I just started laughing so hard, it literally made me hurt. That is well bad and thank you so much for sharing!!
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM