Elliott Harris
@elliottharris.bsky.social
Working on aging gracefully (will settle for ungracefully). Former Chicago Sun-Times “Quick Hits” sports columnist, among other newspaper jobs there and elsewhere. Not tired of being retired.
Not to mention legal.
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not to mention legal.
Thank you for watching for those of us who can only take about 10 seconds of that [fill in the blank —(adverbs, adjectives and noun)].
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Thank you for watching for those of us who can only take about 10 seconds of that [fill in the blank —(adverbs, adjectives and noun)].
Thought it might be Geritol.
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Thought it might be Geritol.
Maybe his MRI was to locate a brain. Forget about a functioning one.
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Maybe his MRI was to locate a brain. Forget about a functioning one.
As subtle as a sledge hammer.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
As subtle as a sledge hammer.
That’s how they keep the cool cities cool — by keeping state legislators away.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
That’s how they keep the cool cities cool — by keeping state legislators away.
Good for you and your interactions. Being willfully ignorant is better?
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Good for you and your interactions. Being willfully ignorant is better?
So being cushioned apparently is overrated.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
So being cushioned apparently is overrated.
Could prove to be a headache for Texas.
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Could prove to be a headache for Texas.
What a disrespectful thing to say — about blue cheese.
October 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What a disrespectful thing to say — about blue cheese.
That’s a horrible thing to say — about blue cheese.
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
That’s a horrible thing to say — about blue cheese.
The super-rich seem to prefer representation without taxation. Bank on it.
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The super-rich seem to prefer representation without taxation. Bank on it.
His brain synapses were confused by all the $$$$ signs he envisioned.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
His brain synapses were confused by all the $$$$ signs he envisioned.
Let me know when Ohtani does it in the World Series. Also let me know when someone betters Don Larsen’s perfect game in the 1956 Series.
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Let me know when Ohtani does it in the World Series. Also let me know when someone betters Don Larsen’s perfect game in the 1956 Series.
Fairly certain he couldn’t give you a good definition of “communism” (among a plethora of other words).
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Fairly certain he couldn’t give you a good definition of “communism” (among a plethora of other words).
While we mere mortals aspire to such lofty status.
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
While we mere mortals aspire to such lofty status.
They shoulda had Braun throw to the person who handled his failed 2011 drug test.
October 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They shoulda had Braun throw to the person who handled his failed 2011 drug test.
Hoping Jeff Gordon knows how much his readers will miss him. Nice to read of your connection to Bob Broeg, a man who spanned generations of P-D greatness.
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hoping Jeff Gordon knows how much his readers will miss him. Nice to read of your connection to Bob Broeg, a man who spanned generations of P-D greatness.
Whatever is the next level beyond “batshit crazy” seems accurate.
October 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Whatever is the next level beyond “batshit crazy” seems accurate.
Well, alphabetically he’s getting closer.
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Well, alphabetically he’s getting closer.
Maybe the DOJ can ask to use RFK Jr.’s brain worm. Waiting with baited breath.
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Maybe the DOJ can ask to use RFK Jr.’s brain worm. Waiting with baited breath.
I have no idea, but soybeans should be cheap since the Chinese aren’t buying any nowadays from the U.S. after purchasing $12 billion of them previously.
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have no idea, but soybeans should be cheap since the Chinese aren’t buying any nowadays from the U.S. after purchasing $12 billion of them previously.
So much for the fruit of their labors. Gee, and we live in a country that doesn’t even grow bananas. Can’t catch a break. That’s bananas.
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So much for the fruit of their labors. Gee, and we live in a country that doesn’t even grow bananas. Can’t catch a break. That’s bananas.
Shouldn’t living in a banana republic come with cheaper banana prices?
September 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Shouldn’t living in a banana republic come with cheaper banana prices?