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elliotmaars.bsky.social
@elliotmaars.bsky.social
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lyft fun ’til somebody comes and joins us
September 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m a Shakespeare but my plays are for boys who luv fun
September 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m a DJ throwing X-parties in neon lights
September 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
1 word from u equals 1 min of fun in u
September 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Christmas, I’m Santa
September 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ladyboys are scouting the perfect one for me to try
September 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m a college director, teaching some very important lessons
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m a philosopher that teaches to obey even when things go hard
August 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m your waiter, but my menu is different
August 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM