Elliot Leaver ⭐⭐
@elliotleaver92.bsky.social
Life is a chore, but death seems boring as fuck.
Christian, Metal Hammer and Distorted Sound writer, occasional MC and actor, Twitch Affiliate, Chelsea FC fan. He/Him.
All views my own.
Christian, Metal Hammer and Distorted Sound writer, occasional MC and actor, Twitch Affiliate, Chelsea FC fan. He/Him.
All views my own.
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There are two types of people in this world - those who like Status Quo, and those who are lying to themselves.
April 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There are two types of people in this world - those who like Status Quo, and those who are lying to themselves.
A trans woman didn't rape and murder Sarah Everard. A trans woman didn't kidnap and murder Sarah Payne. A trans woman didn't kidnap and murder Millie Dowler. A trans woman didn't murder Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman.
I'm a cis man. People like me are why women choose bears, not trans women.
I'm a cis man. People like me are why women choose bears, not trans women.
April 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A trans woman didn't rape and murder Sarah Everard. A trans woman didn't kidnap and murder Sarah Payne. A trans woman didn't kidnap and murder Millie Dowler. A trans woman didn't murder Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman.
I'm a cis man. People like me are why women choose bears, not trans women.
I'm a cis man. People like me are why women choose bears, not trans women.
Nah, no joke here - not going to stoop to that sort of level 😉
More of my self-insert Tav - it me!
(@elliotleaver92.bsky.social this is the part where I allow you to make a short joke here)
#Baldur’sGate3 #Patch8 #Bg3 #halflingbard
(@elliotleaver92.bsky.social this is the part where I allow you to make a short joke here)
#Baldur’sGate3 #Patch8 #Bg3 #halflingbard
April 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Nah, no joke here - not going to stoop to that sort of level 😉
Coming onto my pro-trans FB status and saying that 'common sense has prevailed' in light of the Supreme Court ruling today?
two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Coming onto my pro-trans FB status and saying that 'common sense has prevailed' in light of the Supreme Court ruling today?
My Facebook feed today:
Friend: Sorry to say I'm leaving this dance troupe, but I had an amazing time, onto the next chapter!
Dance troupe: (Friend) is out with immediate effect after multiple incidents of gross misconduct.
Me:
Friend: Sorry to say I'm leaving this dance troupe, but I had an amazing time, onto the next chapter!
Dance troupe: (Friend) is out with immediate effect after multiple incidents of gross misconduct.
Me:
a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My Facebook feed today:
Friend: Sorry to say I'm leaving this dance troupe, but I had an amazing time, onto the next chapter!
Dance troupe: (Friend) is out with immediate effect after multiple incidents of gross misconduct.
Me:
Friend: Sorry to say I'm leaving this dance troupe, but I had an amazing time, onto the next chapter!
Dance troupe: (Friend) is out with immediate effect after multiple incidents of gross misconduct.
Me:
Doing everything I can not to book an inconvenient GP appointment solely because the doctor I'd see was the original Bernard from CITV classic Bernard's Watch...
April 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Doing everything I can not to book an inconvenient GP appointment solely because the doctor I'd see was the original Bernard from CITV classic Bernard's Watch...
Chelsea made two fatal errors when it came to their all-time XI to celebrate 120 years of existence; they let every fan choose and didn't let them change the formation from a 4-3-3.
THIS is the greatest #ChelseaFC side of all time, don't @ me.
THIS is the greatest #ChelseaFC side of all time, don't @ me.
April 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Chelsea made two fatal errors when it came to their all-time XI to celebrate 120 years of existence; they let every fan choose and didn't let them change the formation from a 4-3-3.
THIS is the greatest #ChelseaFC side of all time, don't @ me.
THIS is the greatest #ChelseaFC side of all time, don't @ me.
I'm dead behind the eyes,
A shell of my former self.
My friends keep me going,
But for how long?
#mentalhealth
A shell of my former self.
My friends keep me going,
But for how long?
#mentalhealth
April 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm dead behind the eyes,
A shell of my former self.
My friends keep me going,
But for how long?
#mentalhealth
A shell of my former self.
My friends keep me going,
But for how long?
#mentalhealth
April 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Be right back, going to spend my evening listening to Smashing Pumpkins and wallowing in melancholy.
April 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Be right back, going to spend my evening listening to Smashing Pumpkins and wallowing in melancholy.
Seven years ago, I saw Ice Nine Kills open for Motionless in White in front of a Bristol Academy that was about a third full, and now they're headlining Wembley Bloody Arena. What a rise in stock.
#MetalSky
#MetalSky
April 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Seven years ago, I saw Ice Nine Kills open for Motionless in White in front of a Bristol Academy that was about a third full, and now they're headlining Wembley Bloody Arena. What a rise in stock.
#MetalSky
#MetalSky
In light of his UK tour announcement which sadly isn't an April Fools, a reminder that Marilyn Manson can unequivocally get fucked.
#MetalSky
#MetalSky
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In light of his UK tour announcement which sadly isn't an April Fools, a reminder that Marilyn Manson can unequivocally get fucked.
#MetalSky
#MetalSky
There's something that makes me so proud to be British about 20,000 people pointing at a single individual and shouting 'Wanker!' at them as they leave.
#Wrestling
#Wrestling
March 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There's something that makes me so proud to be British about 20,000 people pointing at a single individual and shouting 'Wanker!' at them as they leave.
#Wrestling
#Wrestling
March 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
With the weather warming up and summer approaching, we're also getting ever closer to one of the most important days in my calendar - when my dedicated band shirt drawer is filled with all the ones I own that aren't black.
#MetalSky
#MetalSky
March 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
With the weather warming up and summer approaching, we're also getting ever closer to one of the most important days in my calendar - when my dedicated band shirt drawer is filled with all the ones I own that aren't black.
#MetalSky
#MetalSky
Imagine taking Andrew Tate seriously and expecting me not to make fun of you.
March 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Imagine taking Andrew Tate seriously and expecting me not to make fun of you.
Having my biker jacket stolen last weekend has really thrown a spanner in my wardrobe plans for tonight...
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems
March 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Having my biker jacket stolen last weekend has really thrown a spanner in my wardrobe plans for tonight...
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems
For the past few years, I've made the (admittedly tongue-in-cheek) remark that every day that passed brought us one closer to the Vengaboys playing a major rock/metal festival in the UK.
Genuinely didn't expect that day to be upon us; fair play, Download Festival.
#metalsky
Genuinely didn't expect that day to be upon us; fair play, Download Festival.
#metalsky
March 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
For the past few years, I've made the (admittedly tongue-in-cheek) remark that every day that passed brought us one closer to the Vengaboys playing a major rock/metal festival in the UK.
Genuinely didn't expect that day to be upon us; fair play, Download Festival.
#metalsky
Genuinely didn't expect that day to be upon us; fair play, Download Festival.
#metalsky
Powerwolf are the biggest power metal band in the world not called Sabaton - to see them reach the size of Wembley Arena is immense.
#metalsky
#metalsky
March 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Powerwolf are the biggest power metal band in the world not called Sabaton - to see them reach the size of Wembley Arena is immense.
#metalsky
#metalsky
March 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you like riffs - and let's be honest, why wouldn't you? - and you haven't heard of India's Demonic Resurrection, you need to amend that. They've destroyed Birmingham tonight in the best way.
#metalsky
#metalsky
March 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you like riffs - and let's be honest, why wouldn't you? - and you haven't heard of India's Demonic Resurrection, you need to amend that. They've destroyed Birmingham tonight in the best way.
#metalsky
#metalsky
March 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM