Elliote-pmytp
@elliote-pmytp.bsky.social
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No 🍺, No 🍃, No 💊 rawdogging life
I apparently give good boudoir 📸
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half 🇨🇦
Nerd 🤓
No 🍺, No 🍃, No 💊 rawdogging life
I apparently give good boudoir 📸
DM for booking ✨️
linktr.ee/elliote.pmytp
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Elliote-pmytp
@elliote-pmytp.bsky.social
· Nov 17
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Tiktok will be unbanned and I'm basing that purely on the fact major news networks are still saying it's a "threat to national security" instead of bringing up a lawsuit filed last year against the app
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tiktok will be unbanned and I'm basing that purely on the fact major news networks are still saying it's a "threat to national security" instead of bringing up a lawsuit filed last year against the app
The fact that petty individuals on the other app with admin access will leak private DMs to win a argument over gaming makes me want to convince people I talk to to communicate through encrypted text
January 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The fact that petty individuals on the other app with admin access will leak private DMs to win a argument over gaming makes me want to convince people I talk to to communicate through encrypted text
I've been on 4chan a few times, but anons requesting other anons film themselves with a specific hotel room companion so they can post a 5 sec clip of the date in a very temporary thread is a new one 😅
January 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I've been on 4chan a few times, but anons requesting other anons film themselves with a specific hotel room companion so they can post a 5 sec clip of the date in a very temporary thread is a new one 😅
Oh, cool. A bunch of random bots followed me and they all have my ex-girlfriend's name...
*Dramatically falls on knees*
"Everything reminds me of her!!!"
*Dramatically falls on knees*
"Everything reminds me of her!!!"
January 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh, cool. A bunch of random bots followed me and they all have my ex-girlfriend's name...
*Dramatically falls on knees*
"Everything reminds me of her!!!"
*Dramatically falls on knees*
"Everything reminds me of her!!!"
Person who made threats against me for not calling out of work to have sex with them is banned from reddit and asking for money for medical bills on twitter
Thanks, karma ❤️
Thanks, karma ❤️
December 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Person who made threats against me for not calling out of work to have sex with them is banned from reddit and asking for money for medical bills on twitter
Thanks, karma ❤️
Thanks, karma ❤️
Step 1: Have a panic attack at work
Step 2: Convince your manager it's because you had too much coffee on an empty stomach
Step 3: Manager orders pizza for the department
Don't tell him I quit caffeine last year
Step 2: Convince your manager it's because you had too much coffee on an empty stomach
Step 3: Manager orders pizza for the department
Don't tell him I quit caffeine last year
December 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Step 1: Have a panic attack at work
Step 2: Convince your manager it's because you had too much coffee on an empty stomach
Step 3: Manager orders pizza for the department
Don't tell him I quit caffeine last year
Step 2: Convince your manager it's because you had too much coffee on an empty stomach
Step 3: Manager orders pizza for the department
Don't tell him I quit caffeine last year
If porn was super mainstream, what would the format of the bachelor/bachelorette be?
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 PM
If porn was super mainstream, what would the format of the bachelor/bachelorette be?
Imagine if pornstars had to go kayfabe to promote their films and Johnny Sins would just randomly be your coworker for the day
December 9, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Imagine if pornstars had to go kayfabe to promote their films and Johnny Sins would just randomly be your coworker for the day
I started the New Years exercise thing early and now my back is sore and won't stop twitching
Can I go back in time 15 years and beat myself up for not exercising regularly? Also I'm stealing his lunch money.
Can I go back in time 15 years and beat myself up for not exercising regularly? Also I'm stealing his lunch money.
December 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I started the New Years exercise thing early and now my back is sore and won't stop twitching
Can I go back in time 15 years and beat myself up for not exercising regularly? Also I'm stealing his lunch money.
Can I go back in time 15 years and beat myself up for not exercising regularly? Also I'm stealing his lunch money.
First day off of work since Nov 17 😵💫
December 2, 2024 at 3:25 PM
First day off of work since Nov 17 😵💫
It's that time of year again! No fun nsfw projects going on around here, family 😅
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
It's that time of year again! No fun nsfw projects going on around here, family 😅
Totally not browsing houses and thinking about how a 5 bd house is totally affordable between a group of enm housemates
November 27, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Totally not browsing houses and thinking about how a 5 bd house is totally affordable between a group of enm housemates
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Goals: Be a part of a polyam SW nerd herd that enjoys playing D&D and orgies
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Goals: Be a part of a polyam SW nerd herd that enjoys playing D&D and orgies
After seeing someone's nsfw polaroid/instax collection, I am 95% certain that erotic trading cards should be a thing
They're like shiny business cards that you can fit a qr code or OnlyFans username on
And people will put that stuff in sleeves and top loaders!
They're like shiny business cards that you can fit a qr code or OnlyFans username on
And people will put that stuff in sleeves and top loaders!
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
After seeing someone's nsfw polaroid/instax collection, I am 95% certain that erotic trading cards should be a thing
They're like shiny business cards that you can fit a qr code or OnlyFans username on
And people will put that stuff in sleeves and top loaders!
They're like shiny business cards that you can fit a qr code or OnlyFans username on
And people will put that stuff in sleeves and top loaders!
Life's more fun when you're seeing someone
This includes, but not limited to: friends, therapists, and hallucinations
This includes, but not limited to: friends, therapists, and hallucinations
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Life's more fun when you're seeing someone
This includes, but not limited to: friends, therapists, and hallucinations
This includes, but not limited to: friends, therapists, and hallucinations
End every video by walking confidently away from the camera and throw a rose over your shoulder while in whatever state of undress you're in 🌹
November 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
End every video by walking confidently away from the camera and throw a rose over your shoulder while in whatever state of undress you're in 🌹
What if Toy Story logic was real and your dildo collect came to life while you weren't looking?
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 PM
What if Toy Story logic was real and your dildo collect came to life while you weren't looking?
I've discounted my Onlyfans for the holidays! (mostly because I'm busy with the real job and can't book collabs)
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November 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I've discounted my Onlyfans for the holidays! (mostly because I'm busy with the real job and can't book collabs)
Join the fun 💦
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I don't want to think about how long it took me to notice there's an app and I don't need to constantly log into the mobile browser 🙃🫠
November 16, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I don't want to think about how long it took me to notice there's an app and I don't need to constantly log into the mobile browser 🙃🫠
I joked about making trading cards for your favorite adult star and it """might""" be possible and a neat idea for anyone sending kiss cards, but my previous research into nsfw prints leads me to believe you'll have a hard time finding a printer (even if no nipples or genitals are exposed)
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I joked about making trading cards for your favorite adult star and it """might""" be possible and a neat idea for anyone sending kiss cards, but my previous research into nsfw prints leads me to believe you'll have a hard time finding a printer (even if no nipples or genitals are exposed)
November 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Pornstar trading cards need to be a thing. I understand they're more niche than regular collectables, but I need physical documentation of the 10,000 roles played by Johnny SIns and those top .1% stars I follow
November 13, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Pornstar trading cards need to be a thing. I understand they're more niche than regular collectables, but I need physical documentation of the 10,000 roles played by Johnny SIns and those top .1% stars I follow