elliot
@elliotbot.bsky.social
28 | he/him | leftist | shitpost central
where's my dopamineeeee my brain feels dry af
September 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
where's my dopamineeeee my brain feels dry af
should be a funeral home director, yes or yes
August 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
should be a funeral home director, yes or yes
no matter how goth i dress, i never feel like i look goth *enough*
August 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
no matter how goth i dress, i never feel like i look goth *enough*
conspiracy theory: everyone just fucking hates me bc what do u mean not a single person knows anyone, anyone at all, who'd be looking to rent a room in my city
July 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
conspiracy theory: everyone just fucking hates me bc what do u mean not a single person knows anyone, anyone at all, who'd be looking to rent a room in my city
me: *mixes potentially dangerous substances without a care in the world*
also me: if i don't take this vitamin with food as it is instructed on the package i'm surely gonna Die Immediately
also me: if i don't take this vitamin with food as it is instructed on the package i'm surely gonna Die Immediately
June 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
me: *mixes potentially dangerous substances without a care in the world*
also me: if i don't take this vitamin with food as it is instructed on the package i'm surely gonna Die Immediately
also me: if i don't take this vitamin with food as it is instructed on the package i'm surely gonna Die Immediately
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I would just like to go on record as saying:
the fuck
the fuck
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I would just like to go on record as saying:
the fuck
the fuck
employee goals this, performance review that
i wanna grow tomatoes ok. miss me with this corpo bs
i wanna grow tomatoes ok. miss me with this corpo bs
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
employee goals this, performance review that
i wanna grow tomatoes ok. miss me with this corpo bs
i wanna grow tomatoes ok. miss me with this corpo bs
would love to walk out into the summer rain and get completely drenched but i have work
June 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
would love to walk out into the summer rain and get completely drenched but i have work
having the most horrible time this week so far. if anyone needs a potentially deadly task carried out lmk, i'm volunteering immediately
June 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
having the most horrible time this week so far. if anyone needs a potentially deadly task carried out lmk, i'm volunteering immediately
god i love loud drilling noises being played directly into my ears
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
god i love loud drilling noises being played directly into my ears
how come im already feeling done with the work day and it's only noon
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
how come im already feeling done with the work day and it's only noon
sending hate today. no reason just felt like being a hater 🥰
May 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
sending hate today. no reason just felt like being a hater 🥰
i hate it when ppl at work write "hey" and wait for u to respond. state ur business brenda ik we're not here to socialize
May 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
i hate it when ppl at work write "hey" and wait for u to respond. state ur business brenda ik we're not here to socialize
the weather's been shit but at least i don't have to worry about protecting my new tattoo from the sun cuz there's none
May 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
the weather's been shit but at least i don't have to worry about protecting my new tattoo from the sun cuz there's none
so is it time to skip the country already or not
May 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
so is it time to skip the country already or not
it's been a horrible week and it's only tuesday
May 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it's been a horrible week and it's only tuesday
im a frog in a boiling pot of soup
May 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
im a frog in a boiling pot of soup
my nose is stuffy and idk if im getting a cold or if it's just my nose being fucked up
May 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
my nose is stuffy and idk if im getting a cold or if it's just my nose being fucked up
so we all just suffer in the prison of our own making don't we
May 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
so we all just suffer in the prison of our own making don't we
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All this wokeness and still no ethereal bisexual communist baddies want me 💔💔
May 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
All this wokeness and still no ethereal bisexual communist baddies want me 💔💔
lately been in that state of mind where breathing stresses me out
May 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
lately been in that state of mind where breathing stresses me out
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going to bed is so sleep-coded
May 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
going to bed is so sleep-coded