Whether it was right, or wrong to fire a guy is one thing. But I will say, magically, whoever was peeing all over the toilet seat in the office has suddenly stopped. Coincidence?

As I write this, the Minecraft movie takes up spots one, two, and seven in the HBO top ten movies. The Hunger Games takes up three spots as well.Terrible.

Arrest me at work once; shame on me. Arrest me at work a second time—one month later, still shame on me. Reevaluate your life, dude. I would never come back to work after the first one, let alone the second time. But the boy is determined to work.

I will be so heartbroken if this isn't great. Every trailer makes it feel like the exact Superman movie I've always wanted. Please don't suck.

Watching my Gen X coworker type on a keyboard is always a highlight of the day. Using only his index fingers. Chefs kiss.

When every work email you send me is labeled urgent, then none of the work emails you send me are urgent.

My wife is wearing white before Memorial Day. What is the correct procedure for alerting the authorities? Will others step in martial law style to correct this grave error?

I didn't see one It's gonna be May meme this year. Is N'SYNC struggling to find work in 2025?

Listen tomorrow to our podcast All Things Being Sequel to see the hidden meaning in these images. pod.link/1780128306 @eric-hauter.bsky.social @jqueasy.bsky.social

Kinda funny the Easter bunny is big on Nerf guns and Lego.

There is nothing like opening a new, fresh pack of Dude Wipes.