Elliot Bienenfeld
@elliot-bienen.bsky.social
Cincinnati sports fan. Here for a good time, not a long time. Bonus points for dog-related content.
Bold. And dumb. This front office is malpractice incarnate.
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bold. And dumb. This front office is malpractice incarnate.
As would I. It won’t make a difference bc the talent’s clearly lacking. But it shows that the FO gives a crap and is trying not to lose the locker room. But, we’re Bengals fans!
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
As would I. It won’t make a difference bc the talent’s clearly lacking. But it shows that the FO gives a crap and is trying not to lose the locker room. But, we’re Bengals fans!
Yes we know. It’s a deep flaw in baseball (not blaming LAD for exploiting).
November 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yes we know. It’s a deep flaw in baseball (not blaming LAD for exploiting).
I’ll repeat what I said last week: fire everyone. Clean house. It will NEVER happen, but one can hope.
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’ll repeat what I said last week: fire everyone. Clean house. It will NEVER happen, but one can hope.
Worst defense in the nfl. And it’s not close.
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Worst defense in the nfl. And it’s not close.
80 points in two games. A functional organization would have made coaching changes by now.
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
80 points in two games. A functional organization would have made coaching changes by now.
Lacking talent is one thing. Lacking effort and physicality is another. I’m very tired of watching this.
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Lacking talent is one thing. Lacking effort and physicality is another. I’m very tired of watching this.
Fire everyone. Tell me I’m overreacting.
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Fire everyone. Tell me I’m overreacting.
No gap discipline and no physicality. Really upsetting to watch.
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
No gap discipline and no physicality. Really upsetting to watch.
Can’t be worse!
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can’t be worse!
I’ll take it!!
October 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’ll take it!!
It is certainly one of the strike calls! Unrelated: proofreading is important.
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It is certainly one of the strike calls! Unrelated: proofreading is important.
I’m obviously biased but the penalties seem to really lean in the Browns favor.
September 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m obviously biased but the penalties seem to really lean in the Browns favor.
Shane Gillis got swole lol
August 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Shane Gillis got swole lol
I never want to hear a word again about how good the bengals d looks in practice.
August 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I never want to hear a word again about how good the bengals d looks in practice.
Shemar flashed *immediately* he starts over Murphy week 1
August 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Shemar flashed *immediately* he starts over Murphy week 1
Man I wish. Hope Golden changes some things up
August 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Man I wish. Hope Golden changes some things up
Mystery solved? 🤷♂️
August 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mystery solved? 🤷♂️
This is so embarrassing
June 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is so embarrassing
She’s Canadian. You’ve never met her
June 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
She’s Canadian. You’ve never met her
Nor is his attention span
June 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nor is his attention span
This is scientifically proven.
June 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This is scientifically proven.
I’ve been wondering lately whether the order of the first three Articles demonstrates the order in which the founders prioritized each branch (with Leg. being primary). I’m sure there’s a law review article on it I’m just too lazy to research. 🤷♂️
May 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ve been wondering lately whether the order of the first three Articles demonstrates the order in which the founders prioritized each branch (with Leg. being primary). I’m sure there’s a law review article on it I’m just too lazy to research. 🤷♂️