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smellington
@ellingtonberg.bsky.social
aspirational god of homosexuality
this necklace makes me feel like karen from mean girls
January 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i can't believe it took me seeing BABYGIRL to understand the plot twist in CUCKOO
January 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
symbicort x lion king collab when
January 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i relate to nosferatu when im rolling bc i start over extending my fingers and slinking towards sexy ppl
January 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
when ppl tag their instructors after a group fitness class its like....let's interrogate who that's for
December 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
in every gay guy photo one of them has to smile and the other one has look above it
December 21, 2024 at 2:16 PM
at this point bravo just planning a orange is the new black reboot
December 19, 2024 at 2:09 PM
gay adult sports players are the Mormons of the gay community
December 19, 2024 at 11:26 AM
obsessssssed with my new coat
December 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
im like....remember paper cuts
December 11, 2024 at 3:20 AM
no shade but today is the kind of day where im glad i have twitter
December 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
if im in a theatre and everyone's using the recline then trust i'm sitting upright to let bitches know
December 7, 2024 at 7:53 PM
it's crazy that felicity jones is the name of a regular degular actress and not an character in a tarantino movie
December 7, 2024 at 7:52 PM
sry I came for Rachel Zegler and I hope she sings
surrounded by the broest bros at this screening of y2k and contending with the fact that this is indeed will be a kyle mooney joint
December 7, 2024 at 7:46 PM
surrounded by the broest bros at this screening of y2k and contending with the fact that this is indeed will be a kyle mooney joint
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
nobody:

me doing an impression of that guy from arizona with the tatas:
December 7, 2024 at 6:06 PM
in what context would someone actually say "and how!"
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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me at the confused store
i dont get it
December 1, 2024 at 5:35 PM
thank u for your payment is the nastiest thing anyone has ever said to me fuck off tmobile
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 AM
"So there's this book that is so validating and important for you to be comfortable as a gay man."

"what's it called"

"the velvet rage bc gay men loveeee fabric"
the velvet rage is really such a dumb name
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
the velvet rage is really such a dumb name
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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I need more followers on here tf
November 30, 2024 at 8:34 AM
absolutely just had a dream where the flying squirrel drummer from wicked part one was investigating me for the sharon tate murders
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 PM
all the worlds a stage and im pulling focus in the ensemble
November 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
cole escola leading the bronx zoo float featuring a performance by idina menzel is the kind of gay madlib I show up for
November 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM