Smiles and Red Mage solidarity; even if nontraditional~

What happened?

On the house? Such hospitality is a steal!

I’m sure such a posterior will encourage much hump day wonder.

Moooooo

That’ll turn heads~

this is true, i nearly exploded upon saying it even for an ENA reference

Or just stop being a Red Mage, because as it turns out a magician can be in only one place at one time; while a normal person can be in more than one place at one time.

Problem is, the face can only really go one place…

Well, one place at a time at least.

Hard to say what’s better; the abs or chest~

Would absolutely oblige the cream idea~

An Ellie!

Absolutely stunning~

So that’s why in the King of the Hill revival, Hank and Peggy were in a recreation of Arlen, Texas as it was in the 90’s… or something akin to it.

I know that is a nonsequitor response of sorts, but Hank’s propane job and what you described recontextualized that premise…