@ellieriding.bsky.social
What? No. Grey toe stuff? This must be a man.
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
What? No. Grey toe stuff? This must be a man.
This is so badly writer for a pedant. It’s hilarious really.
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
This is so badly writer for a pedant. It’s hilarious really.
I had to give 8 vials of blood yesterday. So that very much felt live giving bloods as there were so many. I actually felt worse when I left then when I just gave a pint of blood.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I had to give 8 vials of blood yesterday. So that very much felt live giving bloods as there were so many. I actually felt worse when I left then when I just gave a pint of blood.
You’re from the South aren’t you? One of those people who find Harry Hil, Ricky Gervais and Leewhatever hewascalled funny. Yep, I don’t understand. But whatever floats your boat mate, crack on crabby.
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
You’re from the South aren’t you? One of those people who find Harry Hil, Ricky Gervais and Leewhatever hewascalled funny. Yep, I don’t understand. But whatever floats your boat mate, crack on crabby.
Golden brown is a song about heroin. So it’s not what they meant. But may I also suggest, Gigantic by the Pixies - Paul has a big cock but you could sing ‘a big, big log’?’ It would work better
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Golden brown is a song about heroin. So it’s not what they meant. But may I also suggest, Gigantic by the Pixies - Paul has a big cock but you could sing ‘a big, big log’?’ It would work better
This happens to me every time I go to the dental hygienist. Several times I have got an accidental motorboat off an old, unattractive lady. She doesn’t care, so whatever, let it go
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This happens to me every time I go to the dental hygienist. Several times I have got an accidental motorboat off an old, unattractive lady. She doesn’t care, so whatever, let it go
Ah, that’s not love. At best lust. Realistically, a harmless never happen fantasy. I am glad you are free, and can now enjoy your friendship. But don’t kid yourself that uou ever loved her
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Ah, that’s not love. At best lust. Realistically, a harmless never happen fantasy. I am glad you are free, and can now enjoy your friendship. But don’t kid yourself that uou ever loved her
I am oddly proud of you. This is a race I would never win. Keep up the good work.
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I am oddly proud of you. This is a race I would never win. Keep up the good work.
Yikes. He is literally using the kind of stolen slop which puts you out of a paying job. I’d have been disappointed my brother cared so little for my skill-set that he’d support a system that steals & butchers it, not becuase he didn’t ask me for a freebie
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Yikes. He is literally using the kind of stolen slop which puts you out of a paying job. I’d have been disappointed my brother cared so little for my skill-set that he’d support a system that steals & butchers it, not becuase he didn’t ask me for a freebie
Seriously? I’m 34. Albeit, I have a PhD in English Literature. But books are fact checked, Wikipedia is often nonsense - plus, who wants them on the internet age 8? My child uses physical books for actual facts.
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Seriously? I’m 34. Albeit, I have a PhD in English Literature. But books are fact checked, Wikipedia is often nonsense - plus, who wants them on the internet age 8? My child uses physical books for actual facts.
I have male friends who don’t see how awesome their wives are compared to them. These guys then demand open relationships, wives reluctantly agree, but then the women get love whilst men get rejection. Of course, the men blame women, but it’s their own fault. They don’t how lucky they were.
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I have male friends who don’t see how awesome their wives are compared to them. These guys then demand open relationships, wives reluctantly agree, but then the women get love whilst men get rejection. Of course, the men blame women, but it’s their own fault. They don’t how lucky they were.
Bullshit- sanitary pads are never really ‘warm’, never mind when they’re in a bin. Also, why are the comments from men always so grossed out by period blood? They don’t care where they leave sperm.
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Bullshit- sanitary pads are never really ‘warm’, never mind when they’re in a bin. Also, why are the comments from men always so grossed out by period blood? They don’t care where they leave sperm.
What? No. I buy guys stuff all the time. I just don’t want them to think I owe them anything, because men do things like that. Woman & woman don’t keep score because we don’t think we can ‘buy people for £3’
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
What? No. I buy guys stuff all the time. I just don’t want them to think I owe them anything, because men do things like that. Woman & woman don’t keep score because we don’t think we can ‘buy people for £3’
I’m allergic to Tofu (coincides with lentils, eggs, milk, somehow pineapple?) I’m still vegan because I’m not looking for a bullshit excuse. Have you heard of vegetables? How about jackfruit/ seitan? Your excuse is lame
January 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m allergic to Tofu (coincides with lentils, eggs, milk, somehow pineapple?) I’m still vegan because I’m not looking for a bullshit excuse. Have you heard of vegetables? How about jackfruit/ seitan? Your excuse is lame
No mention of kids- that’s the difference. Children suck the life out of you- sometimes I wish I’d done jail instead.
January 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
No mention of kids- that’s the difference. Children suck the life out of you- sometimes I wish I’d done jail instead.
Read David Lipsky’s ‘The Parrot & the Igloo’. He explains climate change deniers as a logical extension of the tobacco industry propaganda machine.
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Read David Lipsky’s ‘The Parrot & the Igloo’. He explains climate change deniers as a logical extension of the tobacco industry propaganda machine.
Dunaway was spectacularly beautiful. So could get away with anything. Same with Kate Winslet & her red hair in Titanic. My friend got hers dyed the same, and was called Beryl the Peril until she fixed it.
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dunaway was spectacularly beautiful. So could get away with anything. Same with Kate Winslet & her red hair in Titanic. My friend got hers dyed the same, and was called Beryl the Peril until she fixed it.
This is nasty. Don’t Christmas, or board games personally. But stealing someone else’s joy just to poison yourself? That sucks.
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is nasty. Don’t Christmas, or board games personally. But stealing someone else’s joy just to poison yourself? That sucks.
Obviously, gross. But no worse then the ‘my dog loves my tissues covered in sperm’, and when they crop off men seem to shrug it off as nothing. Why is actual blood any worse?
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Obviously, gross. But no worse then the ‘my dog loves my tissues covered in sperm’, and when they crop off men seem to shrug it off as nothing. Why is actual blood any worse?
Besides their puppy mills. They treat animals really, really badly. It’s so sick my brother in law quit being a vet because it destroyed him
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Besides their puppy mills. They treat animals really, really badly. It’s so sick my brother in law quit being a vet because it destroyed him
What? Absolute bollocks.
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What? Absolute bollocks.
Yes lad, get it! Don’t squash anyones bread though.
December 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yes lad, get it! Don’t squash anyones bread though.
Ah, I hope you can just tell him you’re in love with him soon. Then hopefully, move on and find yourself a nice fella who loves you back.
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ah, I hope you can just tell him you’re in love with him soon. Then hopefully, move on and find yourself a nice fella who loves you back.
Nazi glasses.
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Nazi glasses.
Ah, Thanks. I get it now. There are indeed vibrators that look like that.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ah, Thanks. I get it now. There are indeed vibrators that look like that.