EllieJellie
@ellierhearts.bsky.social
Shitposter first, author second
I love art and jfashion ✨️
I love art and jfashion ✨️
I'm taking it upon myself to contribute more to the world than all the billionaires in the world. By drawing them all Gregnant.
Please consider sending $$$ to my cashapp for the contributions I'm making
$elliejellie123
Please consider sending $$$ to my cashapp for the contributions I'm making
$elliejellie123
March 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm taking it upon myself to contribute more to the world than all the billionaires in the world. By drawing them all Gregnant.
Please consider sending $$$ to my cashapp for the contributions I'm making
$elliejellie123
Please consider sending $$$ to my cashapp for the contributions I'm making
$elliejellie123
My feelings after this week
January 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My feelings after this week
JIC anyone is curious: I'm on my 11th watch through of Bojack Horseman
January 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
JIC anyone is curious: I'm on my 11th watch through of Bojack Horseman
I painted on some windows for my residents to enjoy:)
December 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I painted on some windows for my residents to enjoy:)
There is no way they serve this and think it's okay 😭😭 I'm pretty sure prison food is better than this
December 16, 2024 at 5:29 PM
There is no way they serve this and think it's okay 😭😭 I'm pretty sure prison food is better than this
Love seeing progress in my artwork (left is from a little over a year ago, the right is from last night)
December 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Love seeing progress in my artwork (left is from a little over a year ago, the right is from last night)
Wore a cute outfit to work
December 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Wore a cute outfit to work
I took an edible and slept for 15 hours straight AMA
December 2, 2024 at 12:30 PM
I took an edible and slept for 15 hours straight AMA
Friendsgiving was lit last night 😎
December 1, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Friendsgiving was lit last night 😎
Who left this giant dumpster in the middle of the parking lot ✋️😭
November 22, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Who left this giant dumpster in the middle of the parking lot ✋️😭
If I ever became a millionaire/billionaire, I'd create a nonprofit for Activity Directors Anonymous, and dump millions into it so activity staff can get their due. Better pay, better treatment and no limits to how they can afford fun things for their residents. I love my job, but I hate it's limited
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
If I ever became a millionaire/billionaire, I'd create a nonprofit for Activity Directors Anonymous, and dump millions into it so activity staff can get their due. Better pay, better treatment and no limits to how they can afford fun things for their residents. I love my job, but I hate it's limited
Dipshit is my favorite insult. It's PP. Powerful and to the Point
November 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Dipshit is my favorite insult. It's PP. Powerful and to the Point
You know what? We can keep bullying Elon musk and his cyber dildo on wheels (which is completely legal) but I think we're all holding back on clowning on Jucks
November 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
You know what? We can keep bullying Elon musk and his cyber dildo on wheels (which is completely legal) but I think we're all holding back on clowning on Jucks
LETS GET WRECKED AND GET SHREKD
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
LETS GET WRECKED AND GET SHREKD
THE STRAY KITTY IVE BEEN FEEDING EVERY SO OFTEN WAS PICKED UP AND IM PRETTY SURE HES IN KITTY JAIL, I WILL UPDATE WHEN I KNOW MORE
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 AM
THE STRAY KITTY IVE BEEN FEEDING EVERY SO OFTEN WAS PICKED UP AND IM PRETTY SURE HES IN KITTY JAIL, I WILL UPDATE WHEN I KNOW MORE
I just had a conversation with my doordasher because I opened the door just as they were dropping it off on my porch. I apologized for my dogs for barking at her, and she told me some tea about her neighbors dogs and how she had to call the dog police on them for mistreating their dogs. That was fun
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I just had a conversation with my doordasher because I opened the door just as they were dropping it off on my porch. I apologized for my dogs for barking at her, and she told me some tea about her neighbors dogs and how she had to call the dog police on them for mistreating their dogs. That was fun
conservatives remain mad?
November 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
conservatives remain mad?
I'd literally kill for some caramel popcorn 😭😭😭😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I'd literally kill for some caramel popcorn 😭😭😭😭
Live blogging bojack season 2 episode 11 part 3:
I HATE THIS FUCKING HORSE
I HATE THIS FUCKING HORSE
November 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Live blogging bojack season 2 episode 11 part 3:
I HATE THIS FUCKING HORSE
I HATE THIS FUCKING HORSE
Live blogging Bojack Horseman, episode 11 Part 2
Average prom experience ever (fucking awkward)
Average prom experience ever (fucking awkward)
November 19, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Live blogging Bojack Horseman, episode 11 Part 2
Average prom experience ever (fucking awkward)
Average prom experience ever (fucking awkward)
I'm going to live tweet the bojack episode I'm watching
Season 2: episode 11
I literally scream laughed every two minutes. Kyle and the Kids is stuck in my head. Kyle as a character in general I find so funny. A himbo maybe?
Season 2: episode 11
I literally scream laughed every two minutes. Kyle and the Kids is stuck in my head. Kyle as a character in general I find so funny. A himbo maybe?
November 19, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I'm going to live tweet the bojack episode I'm watching
Season 2: episode 11
I literally scream laughed every two minutes. Kyle and the Kids is stuck in my head. Kyle as a character in general I find so funny. A himbo maybe?
Season 2: episode 11
I literally scream laughed every two minutes. Kyle and the Kids is stuck in my head. Kyle as a character in general I find so funny. A himbo maybe?
Some days I get sad I never followed my dream of becoming a geologist because telling people I lick rocks for a living would be pretty dope ngl
November 19, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Some days I get sad I never followed my dream of becoming a geologist because telling people I lick rocks for a living would be pretty dope ngl
Oh BTW, I wrote a book. It's pretty gay 😏 y'all should check it out
November 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Oh BTW, I wrote a book. It's pretty gay 😏 y'all should check it out
Mom: this is not how I raised you!!
Me, knowing I was raised and molded by the internet, specifically Tumblr from 2010-2014: 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Me, knowing I was raised and molded by the internet, specifically Tumblr from 2010-2014: 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
November 19, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Mom: this is not how I raised you!!
Me, knowing I was raised and molded by the internet, specifically Tumblr from 2010-2014: 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Me, knowing I was raised and molded by the internet, specifically Tumblr from 2010-2014: 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
I did some art yesterday
November 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I did some art yesterday