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ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ellieauthor/pseuds/ellieauthor
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ellieauthor.bsky.social
also????????? forgot about this one, shant be archiving

dox me, cowards I dare you etc etc (plz dnt)
July 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
shot in the dark but is it the best of me by mrsren?

archiveofourown.org/works/215769...
April 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
#dhrwipwednesday but it's just me listening to pushing it down and praying on repeat and dreaming about tragic memory loss dramione
He can’t stop touching her. His breathing regulates, cools, and then he realizes her chest is rising and falling in tune with his own. Like even in rest, in stasis, they match each other. A mathematical truth rooted in something that feels so natural it doesn’t need to be understood: the fibonacci sequence; radial symmetry; the pull this woman has on whatever it means for him to be human. “Do you believe in soul mates?” he asks her. She sighs, like he’s broken some unspoken agreement, and begins to pull away. He tugs her back. “I can be quiet,” he says. “I’m sorry.” “You have nothing to be sorry for,” she whispers, but that can’t possibly be true. Not when she’s stiff in his arms where before she’d been pliant. Not when there’s panic in his veins where before there’d been bliss.
April 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
[redacted] hours later i've either fixed the first chapter or I've made it exponentially worse

probably both, somehow

archiveofourown.org/works/482818...
song/writer, a dhr textfic Draco Malfoy is on track to become, according to the latest algorithmic data his team is currently presenting, the Next Big Thing in pop music. As the first indie artist to chart in both the muggle and magical sides of the music industry, he knows how to play the game. He knows when something is worth his attention. He didn’t end up famous, wealthy, and successful by accident. He’s a professional. A performer. An artist. And right now? Right now he’s forty minutes into a label meeting that is shaping up to be a massive waste of time. He’s bored. GRAPHIC: Buzz (to indicate the sound of a phone notification
February 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
hello GM my friends are equal parts the coolest and also the least hinged people I know I cANT WAIT to see where this GOES holy shit archiveofourown.org/works/630454...
February 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
turns out all it took for me to finally remember to open discord occasionally was @sultrynuns.bsky.social helping me make my own emojis LMAO
screenshot of a custom discord emoji of an anthropomorphic condom wearing a cowboy hat over a background repeating the phrase "yeehaw"
February 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
live view of dog helping me with my latest crafting endeavor
large, sleepy dog snuggling a small ball of yarn
February 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
in lieu of any kind of useful snippet please accept some no-context snark from today's critical faculty update: archiveofourown.org/works/510320...
pansy: on a completely different note harry: good, I was really hoping we'd swim past that while admission. nothing important. certainly no expectations to reciprocate harry: hi Hermione: is it an emergency? harry: if it were an emergency do you think I'd open with "hi"? pansy: hello this is an important alert. friends enemies and acquaintances we have a problem! Theo: which one am I? pansy: what Theo: friend enemy or acquaintance? pansy: depends on the day Theo: what about now? pansy: keep asking stupid questions and I've got a real easy answer as to where you stand today
January 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
valid question AND an excellent excuse to revisit this @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social classic

archiveofourown.org/works/316761...
summary from ao3 for Commonalities of the Coldest Kind by ChaosAndCrumpets Summary: When Draco Malfoy is infected with a terrible Muggle plague*, the only person brave enough to risk death to care for him is his colleague Hermione Granger. *DISCLAIMER: Draco has a cold.
January 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
bliss et cetera
photo of a room containing a window, a bookshelf, a lot candle and a dog curled up in bed
January 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
no idea if this is relevant to y'all BUT if you live in/around philly AND are free tonight AND like supporting new, creative artists that make hella cool pop music, sophie truax has tickets for sale for her show at world cafe live and it's gonna be an absolute blast !!!

www.sophietruax.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
#dhrwipwednesday bc we r bACK* baby

(*experiencing a brief spark of non-work related energy)
“I’m not stupid, I’m sad.” There’s something deeply satisfying about leaning into it. Unlike the last time he’d felt this hopeless, he has nothing to fight for. For whom should he fake anything at this point? There are no parents at risk. No lives are in imminent danger. Nobody is going to die if Draco Malfoy is a sad sack for a couple of weeks. Or years. Or even the rest of his bloody life. Not anymore. So why can’t she just let him wallow? “You can be both. You often are. Now, again: where are your dress robes?” He gestures to the closet, where the outfit in question is freshly pressed and nearly hung. Pansy raises an eyebrow. “You prepared?” “I’m sick, Pansy, I’m not an animal.”
January 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
hello, gm, merry christmas eve to those who celebrate, here's another chapter of the podcast fic nobody asked for, hastily edited whilst hiding from my inlaws

archiveofourown.org/works/598649...
DRACO: People talk, Granger. What do you want me to do about it? HERMIONE: Again, I would like to point out that no one is forcing you to be here. I asked if you wanted to be included in the episode, and you showed up. DRACO: You asked if I wanted to join you. HERMIONE: Yes? As I said. I– DRACO: I thought you wanted…I just mean. After the tournament, I guess I thought– GINNY: Oooooh, I love where this is going. HERMIONE: Why are you so angry? DRACO: Gee, Granger. That’s a tough one. Maybe because you lied? Maybe because of the misleading way you framed this? Maybe because– HERMIONE: Did you come here to be combative? DRACO: No! Did you invite me here just to humiliate me? HERMIONE: Of course not! I invited you here to get your perspective . And instead you’ve been nothing but defensive since the moment you walked in here. DRACO: Did you expect something different? Dragging me here under false pretenses– HERMIONE: False pretenses ! Be so fucking for real right now. GINNY: Hey! Guys! What if we started out by, I don’t know. Going through whatever information Hermione’s been given, to start? DRACO: Has this “ investigation” been approved by Flint? (Long beat of silence). HERMIONE: Of course it has. GINNY: Of course it hasn’t. HERMIONE: Gin! GINNY: I need you to be really clear when we’re supposed to lie, Hermione. I can never tell. You know that! I’m sorry! I’ll cut it, alright?
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
hello from the east coast and my first real snow in a decade, I am not being normal about this @ all
photo of snowy trees by a creek
December 21, 2024 at 7:01 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
anyone up for spotify wrapped games?? or did we leave that behind with the other app?

leave a number I'll leave you a song etc etc
header image from my "your tip songs 2024" playlist from spotify
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
don't mind me, just spending deeply normal amounts of time on spotify once again
December 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
I do a monthly letterloop with my college group of friends (yes we are millennials ty) and this is the vibe every goddamn time

the question was "is there an experience you think everyone should have at least once in their lifetime"

why am I like this frfr
me: this is the most cop out answer but...no??? I feel like one of the most beautiful parts of the human experience is that every person is so deeply singular that individual experiences can't ever resonate universally. Unless we count like, intangible experiences. In which case I wish every person an opportunity to feel deeply connected to a community of people or something, whatever that looks like for them. college friend: An escape room lol
December 3, 2024 at 6:20 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
bad photo, great s'more
picture of a s'more
November 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
video game introduction:

I don't play a lot of games but I do play these games.....a lot lmao
November 17, 2024 at 10:47 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
apple/some citrus/a ton of cinnamon IT WAS SO GOOD (brag, etc)
another picture of apple crumble, this time a single serving in a bowl
November 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
first bake of the new apartment was!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a success!!!! (I declare, having not yet tasted it)
a photo of apple crisp
November 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
cross post from the other site (are we tagging that??? idk the rules)

REDACTED chapter three, in which our favorite podcast journalist goes on a bit of a field trip and finds herself in a rather compromising position.

archiveofourown.org/works/598649...

but first, we meet more of the team:
BLAISE: Who’s the dame? HERMIONE: Sorry, the what? THEODORE: Chick. Woman. Female. Girl. DRACO: She’s just a reporter. Something the school is making us do for their stupid little investigation. Don’t talk to her. THEODORE: The reporter? DRACO: Not the reporter, just– BLAISE: Was there another reporter? DRACO: No, of course not, I just meant– HERMIONE: I’m an interested third party here to document today’s proceedings. THEODORE: Why can’t we talk to her? DRACO: Because I said so. BLAISE: Is she dangerous? THEODORE: She looks too small to be dangerous. HERMIONE: Feel free to underestimate me. People have been doing it my whole life. Works out well for them, historically. DRACO: Don’t talk to her. THEODORE: It’s a four hour ride. On a yellow school bus. Like on television. You want me to ignore the only interesting thing happening here? HERMIONE: Have you never been on a bus before? DRACO: Don’t answer that. THEODORE: Whyever not? DRACO: It’s a trick question. HERMIONE: How could “have you been on a bus before” be a trick question? DRACO: She’s asking if you’re rich. THEODORE: I am rich. DRACO: STOP TALKING TO HER. THEODORE: No, reporter girl, I’ve never been on a bus before. BLAISE: I’m also rich, if you’re taking a poll. DRACO: SHE KNOWS THAT, DUMBASSES.
November 10, 2024 at 6:58 PM
ellieauthor.bsky.social
are we doing #dhrwipwednesday here?

for your consideration: a little untitled soc med project preview

what could possibly go wrong when he's got an intentional and well thought out plan?
DRACO MALFOYS 7-STEP PLAN FOR POST WAR AMENDS 1. Learn everything there is to know about muggles 2. get the coveted muggle studies TA position 3. apologize to everyone 4. commit to inter house unity and muggle-wizard relations 5. TBd 6. TBd 7. become a better person
October 4, 2023 at 12:02 PM