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🏳️‍⚧️ Author, digital art, humor, existential dread, communications. Hi.
North Korean state media: The virility and stamina of our glorious military is rooted in Dear Leader's fearless pursuit of destiny.
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
It's really upsetting how often Bill Clinton's dick is going to appear in history books about this era.
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Turns out this wasn't a warning, it was a prophesy.
January 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The flavor of Fergaliciousness is "oohmami".
January 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's always 2-3 hours earlier here on the west coast than it is anywhere else. Clearly there is some sort of time dilation at work.
January 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I love the internet.
January 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
JK Rowling is a formulaic mystery writer and she knows it.

Every HP book is a stock mystery concealed behind witchy aesthetics.

She tried something once with Cuckoos Calling, failed, & went back to hacky mysteries with refreshed aesthetics.

Like changing a couple words in an AI prompt.
January 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hello, children.
November 21, 2024 at 5:42 PM