Gerry Brownlee sighs, "David, we have been over this. You came fifth on Dancing with the Stars back in 2018. Legally it's too late for a recount."

David Seymour is still aggrieved at the voting results and is demanding a recount and a ministerial enquiry into the outcome. " I should have won! I was robbed."

Meanwhile at the negotiating table Sir Winston Peters unveils his latest demand. All purebloods are to receive part shares in a racing horse.

down the silos to shift the paradigm by thinking outside the box. Once we have circled back we fully expect to announce details about our strong and stable government shortly before we kick off our campaign for this year’s election.”

Nacho is thinking about his next meal