For a while we had rats. They behave just like this. But they're also small enough that they can crawl up your sleeve and then appear in your hood, and then climb back out the other sleeve. Also, they smell like sugar. Its because their breath is sweet and they constantly clean themselves.

Thanks for the add. You are the kind of person I want to hear from.

When Jefferson said democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for lunch he had his math wrong. Its two wolves and 200 sheep, voting to decide that nobody is going to eat anyone.

This not on either, but its here where the sky is blue
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Since part of Oregon wants to be Idaho can I count as Oregon?

We could do like Cuba who trains so many doctors they export them.

They'll stage a rally "CEO Lives Matter" they'll claim

They abandoned me in the ER. The only reason I'm still alive is because of the VA.

Wait, who moved the goalposts?

"Feel free to contact me if..."

Double standards is how they roll

It is time
It is time, oh, whoa
It is time for wet catfood

[to the tune of Stormy Weather, by Pixies]

If one listens while the other is silent
You hear the sound of no mouth talking

I pronounce the X in Xitter as "shh"