BG "im" Lunsford
@ellephntjoynoceros.bsky.social
She/They/Her/Their/Them
Short. Weird. 🥰🐉🔮
Mom. Wife. Dog&Fish-Mom. 🧿
Too-much, Dutch. 🙆🏻♀️🐾
I think im funny. 🤷🏻♀️
& sometimes clever.
Just trying to heal myself,
While raising a good man. ❣️
I enjoy crochet. 🧶
{Other stuff, too.}
Short. Weird. 🥰🐉🔮
Mom. Wife. Dog&Fish-Mom. 🧿
Too-much, Dutch. 🙆🏻♀️🐾
I think im funny. 🤷🏻♀️
& sometimes clever.
Just trying to heal myself,
While raising a good man. ❣️
I enjoy crochet. 🧶
{Other stuff, too.}
Do we all have crazy calves from tippy-toeing through life?
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Do we all have crazy calves from tippy-toeing through life?
Desperately trying to not feel guilty about trying to help myself so that I can continue trying to help others.
I am trying.
My cup is empty.
Treading with all my will.
I am trying.
My cup is empty.
Treading with all my will.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Desperately trying to not feel guilty about trying to help myself so that I can continue trying to help others.
I am trying.
My cup is empty.
Treading with all my will.
I am trying.
My cup is empty.
Treading with all my will.
I could really use a, like, two-week coma. But just here in bed at home. Preferably without any machines. Maybe just a BP cuff, IV, & feeding tube. Heart monitor, I suppose. But, like, somehow for free.
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I could really use a, like, two-week coma. But just here in bed at home. Preferably without any machines. Maybe just a BP cuff, IV, & feeding tube. Heart monitor, I suppose. But, like, somehow for free.
Do I just have to treat myself like my own gawddamn daughter to heal that part? ❤️🩹
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Do I just have to treat myself like my own gawddamn daughter to heal that part? ❤️🩹
God bless Debbie Bolton.
I was expecting this story to go negative.
Thank goodness for lovely plot twists.
youtube.com/shorts/8gbjc...
I was expecting this story to go negative.
Thank goodness for lovely plot twists.
youtube.com/shorts/8gbjc...
✨Debbie Bolton Identified✨Airport Line interaction with man and his 2 year old #karma #kindness
YouTube video by Bo Grant
youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 AM
God bless Debbie Bolton.
I was expecting this story to go negative.
Thank goodness for lovely plot twists.
youtube.com/shorts/8gbjc...
I was expecting this story to go negative.
Thank goodness for lovely plot twists.
youtube.com/shorts/8gbjc...
Who sees these?
at least my Finch app-finch believes in me.
at least my Finch app-finch believes in me.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Who sees these?
at least my Finch app-finch believes in me.
at least my Finch app-finch believes in me.
I perfectly mimicked the @smosh "SHUT UP" in the lowest possible (I had typed "pissible", originally) decibels (WHOO!).
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I perfectly mimicked the @smosh "SHUT UP" in the lowest possible (I had typed "pissible", originally) decibels (WHOO!).
BRAIN: I feel like 🎼🎶III KEEEEP ONN FAAALLIIN' IN & OUUUT (ouuuttt) OF LOOOVE. WITH YOUU🎵... (ME. MYSELF.)
AUTOCORRECT-MISS:
I keep on falling in & out of lobe with myself. (LOBE, LIKE BRAIN.)
AUTOCORRECT-MISS:
I keep on falling in & out of lobe with myself. (LOBE, LIKE BRAIN.)
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
BRAIN: I feel like 🎼🎶III KEEEEP ONN FAAALLIIN' IN & OUUUT (ouuuttt) OF LOOOVE. WITH YOUU🎵... (ME. MYSELF.)
AUTOCORRECT-MISS:
I keep on falling in & out of lobe with myself. (LOBE, LIKE BRAIN.)
AUTOCORRECT-MISS:
I keep on falling in & out of lobe with myself. (LOBE, LIKE BRAIN.)
What a fucking day.
🥴😁😆🫠😔🙃😮💨
🥴😁😆🫠😔🙃😮💨
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
What a fucking day.
🥴😁😆🫠😔🙃😮💨
🥴😁😆🫠😔🙃😮💨
Favorite word: exercisious
& google said I made it up!
& google said I made it up!
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Favorite word: exercisious
& google said I made it up!
& google said I made it up!
🙈🙉🙊
Those angry Internet monkeys from the Superman movie was played by James Gunn
September 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
🙈🙉🙊
Sometimes, being a mom is not knowing anymore if you want to keep crying or stop crying.
Good AND negative tears.
Good AND negative tears.
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sometimes, being a mom is not knowing anymore if you want to keep crying or stop crying.
Good AND negative tears.
Good AND negative tears.
"...It does NOT help that I was supposed to get my period yesterday. 🥴 oh, & i habent slept.
😅😬"
[Tita'd out at the end!]
😅😬"
[Tita'd out at the end!]
September 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"...It does NOT help that I was supposed to get my period yesterday. 🥴 oh, & i habent slept.
😅😬"
[Tita'd out at the end!]
😅😬"
[Tita'd out at the end!]
I might be one & done.
But Wyatt would be the best big brother.
But Wyatt would be the best big brother.
September 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I might be one & done.
But Wyatt would be the best big brother.
But Wyatt would be the best big brother.
Why do people expect from others what they don't even offer themselves?
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Why do people expect from others what they don't even offer themselves?
Just because it's cyclical & has happened before doesn't mean it hurts any less when it does.
Maybe that's when you know it's done; when it doesn't hurt anymore.
Maybe that's when you know it's done; when it doesn't hurt anymore.
September 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just because it's cyclical & has happened before doesn't mean it hurts any less when it does.
Maybe that's when you know it's done; when it doesn't hurt anymore.
Maybe that's when you know it's done; when it doesn't hurt anymore.
Is it just me, or does the word "presidential" hold a negative connotation now? [Shudder]
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Is it just me, or does the word "presidential" hold a negative connotation now? [Shudder]
I'm feeling like my soul is wearing thin.
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm feeling like my soul is wearing thin.
How do I make it feel like there's not another shoe dangling?
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How do I make it feel like there's not another shoe dangling?
Karma, I'd like it if we could catch up on some of the good.
I need some sort of break from bad. 😮💨
I need some sort of break from bad. 😮💨
August 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Karma, I'd like it if we could catch up on some of the good.
I need some sort of break from bad. 😮💨
I need some sort of break from bad. 😮💨
Srsly. I've been shaking all morning. They're finally going to notice me in my punk shirts at the after-school auction-door pick-up. To do: make shirts. I don't know what else to do! Is there some kind of Mothers Against Sacfricing Babies movement?
August 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Srsly. I've been shaking all morning. They're finally going to notice me in my punk shirts at the after-school auction-door pick-up. To do: make shirts. I don't know what else to do! Is there some kind of Mothers Against Sacfricing Babies movement?
I
DO NOT
UNDERSTAND
THE TITAS.
WHO LITERALLY
SHED BLOOD,
SWEAT,
& TEARS.
Sacrificing for their babies.
Supporting men who will never support them.
Men who sacrifice babies.
DO NOT
UNDERSTAND
THE TITAS.
WHO LITERALLY
SHED BLOOD,
SWEAT,
& TEARS.
Sacrificing for their babies.
Supporting men who will never support them.
Men who sacrifice babies.
August 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I
DO NOT
UNDERSTAND
THE TITAS.
WHO LITERALLY
SHED BLOOD,
SWEAT,
& TEARS.
Sacrificing for their babies.
Supporting men who will never support them.
Men who sacrifice babies.
DO NOT
UNDERSTAND
THE TITAS.
WHO LITERALLY
SHED BLOOD,
SWEAT,
& TEARS.
Sacrificing for their babies.
Supporting men who will never support them.
Men who sacrifice babies.
I wish I could do more.
August 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I wish I could do more.
August 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM