Under-caffeinated hippopotamus
ellenjyd.bsky.social
Under-caffeinated hippopotamus
@ellenjyd.bsky.social
The human equivalent of a grumpy hippopotamus.
Moment of zen. Did you know there are super fluffy monkeys who just hang out winding their tails together? Now you do! You’re welcome.
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This whole ’hobbies’ thing ppl have been talking about is pretty great actually! And when I’m done sewing this thing I get to hit it with a hammer!
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wrote a very polite letter to Disney explaining that me and my many children will be boycotting Disney everything until they tell government censors to pound sand, and will be encouraging every parent I know to do the same.
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Lake Superior never disappoints.
September 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Deep cut. The new one is so shiny! (Yes I am showing off.)
August 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Always. And forever.
August 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Apparently we are now the Venus flytrap family. The kids begged and I had just denied them a cat for the 1000th time and well, that’s how we got Chompy.
July 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Chicken sitting as taught me I am absolutely not equipped to take care of chickens for real life. They’re pretty cute though.
July 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In spite of-gestures wildly- managed to make a birthday cake for my kid who can’t possibly be as old as the candle says. I forgot the absolutely insane amount of frosting it takes to do a layer cake.
June 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I will do basically anything to avoid buying a minivan.
May 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I have given up cramming stuff in panniers on my normal bike-it all just goes in the bucket! Also, biking this time of year in MN is delightful. We are all like little crocuses, peaking out to see if the snow is really gone.
April 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why hello tiny hopeful babies.
March 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Andrei Dmietrievich, forgive us. -An Unquiet Ghost, Russians Remember Stalin
March 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM