I have an agreement with the centipedes in my house. They can have free reign over the storage portion of the basement. If they show up in my living quarters, they’re getting squished.
April 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have an agreement with the centipedes in my house. They can have free reign over the storage portion of the basement. If they show up in my living quarters, they’re getting squished.
I definitely do not go to enough petting zoos.
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I definitely do not go to enough petting zoos.
Then they denied to cover the core build up because they won’t pay for underlying treatment for a denied procedure.
Seriously, fuck United Healthcare.
Seriously, fuck United Healthcare.
March 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Then they denied to cover the core build up because they won’t pay for underlying treatment for a denied procedure.
Seriously, fuck United Healthcare.
Seriously, fuck United Healthcare.
I do know someone denied healthcare by UHC, it’s meeeee.
February 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I do know someone denied healthcare by UHC, it’s meeeee.
I call it giving myself a little treat.
February 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I call it giving myself a little treat.
I take a little percentage off my total (bag an item I have not scanned) any time I have to use a self checkout. I deserve compensation for my work.
February 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I take a little percentage off my total (bag an item I have not scanned) any time I have to use a self checkout. I deserve compensation for my work.
I can’t believe you didn’t read the entire history of the Post company before you chose to eat breakfast cereal. How dare.
February 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I can’t believe you didn’t read the entire history of the Post company before you chose to eat breakfast cereal. How dare.
Not instacart, but my husband did that once. Now in order to remember, he says to himself, “the zucchini wears a hat.”
February 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not instacart, but my husband did that once. Now in order to remember, he says to himself, “the zucchini wears a hat.”
I plan to drive my 2012 Camry (106,000 miles) for another 5 years, minimum, as long no one hits it or steals it.
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I plan to drive my 2012 Camry (106,000 miles) for another 5 years, minimum, as long no one hits it or steals it.
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Wait until MAGA find out that it’s going to put 25% on the cost of a cross burning.
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wait until MAGA find out that it’s going to put 25% on the cost of a cross burning.
Adorable!
I call my dog Smudge as one of her many nicknames, excellent name.
I call my dog Smudge as one of her many nicknames, excellent name.
January 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Adorable!
I call my dog Smudge as one of her many nicknames, excellent name.
I call my dog Smudge as one of her many nicknames, excellent name.
I’m sorry, did you forget about the Grey Poupon?
January 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m sorry, did you forget about the Grey Poupon?
Careful Dave, they’ll try to silence you.
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Careful Dave, they’ll try to silence you.
I picked a photo of the day I got a library card because I want to make sure people know I can read.
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I picked a photo of the day I got a library card because I want to make sure people know I can read.
Yeah, check out these soon to be sisters.
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yeah, check out these soon to be sisters.